Helping me sort clothes into "save" and "give away" piles, my
six-year-old daughter came across a garter belt. "What's this?" she
asked.
"It's a garter belt," I said. Seeing that meant nothing to her, I added,
"It's for holding up stockings."
"Ah," she said, carefully placing it in the "save" pile, "we'll use it
next Christmas Eve."
~~~~~~~~~~
A cop pulls over a man for speeding. Thinking quickly, the man says to
the officer,
"It's an emergency - my mother's in the back seat. She took an overdose
of reducing pills."
Checking the back seat, the oficer shook his head.
"But I don't see anyone back there, sir."
"Oh, no!" cried the man - "I'm too late!" |
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