1. Sag you're it

2. Hide and go Pee

3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear

4. Kick the bucket

5 Red Rover, Red Rover the nurse says Bend over!

6. Musical Recliners

7. Simon says something incoherent

8. Pin the toupee on the bald guy

1. Going bra-less pull all the wrinkles out of your face.

2. You do not care where your spouse goes, just as long you dont have to go along

4. Getting Lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.

2. You have to write post-it notes with your chiuldren names on them.

3. You change your underwear after a sneeze!