Erin's Playhouse 2

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The toast

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said,

"Here's to spending the rest of me life, Between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night. "She said, "Aye, what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, Sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize, the other night, with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised me self! You know, he's only been there twice! Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come!"

John O'Reilly was a member of an Irish Toast Masters Club and one evening at the local Irish Toast Masters meeting, a contest was held to see who could deliver the best toast. Well, John O'Reilly won the contest for the best toast of the evening:

"Here's To The Best Years o' Me Life, Spent Between The Legs o' Me Wife."

When John O'Reilly arrived home his beautiful wife asked him how the Toast Masters meeting went and he said, "I won the contest for the best toast of the evening." His wife then asked him what his toast was, and he said,

"Here's To The Best years o' me Life, Spent in Church wi' me Wife."

His wife then said, "Why John, that's so nice of you to include me in your Toast."

The next morning, Mrs. O'Reilly was downtown shopping and ran into the local policeman on the beat who was also at the Toast Masters meeting with John O'Reilly. He said, "Hello Mrs. O'Reilly, that was some great toast that your husband John gave at the Toast Masters meeting last evening. He won first prize".

"Yes, that's right," said Mrs. O'Reilly, "but he wasn't quite honest with the facts: he's only been there twice, the first time he fell asleep and the second time I had to pull him out by the ears.

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