Erin's Playhouse 2

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Jacob and Rebecca

Jacob (92) and Rebecca (85) are all excited about
their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on
the way they go past a drugstore.

Jacob suggests that they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: " Are
you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers " Yes".

Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism? "

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."

Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely. "

Jacob turns to Rebecca:

"Sweetheart, we might as well register our wedding
gift list with them!!

An elderly couple had been seeing each other for some time. Finally they decided it was time to talk about marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. How do you feel about sex? he asked. Well, she said, responding very carefully, I'd have to say that I would like it infrequently.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then, peering over his glasses, he looked her in the eye and asked, Was that one word or two?

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