> A good pun is its own reword.
> Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
> A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
> A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
> My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
> Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
> Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
> I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
> A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
> Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
> I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
> I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
> If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality
> comes from morons?
> A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
> Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
> A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
> Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
> Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
> Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
> Banning the bra was a big flop.
> Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
> Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
> A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
> Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
> A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
> Without geometry, life is pointless.
> When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
> Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
> Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
> When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.