A man is dining in a fancy  restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next  table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its  socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it  out of the air, and hands it back. Oh my, I am so sorry, " the  woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she  says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards  they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they  laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for  everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a night-cap and stay for  breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.  The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !!  !
You know, " he said, "you are the perfect  woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "

No, she replies. . . . . .