One day a young irish girl leaves Ireland to try and make a fortune in England. after 5 years she returns to Ireland in her top of the range porche and designer clothes. Her grandmother asks her how she made all the money. the girl(by now a woman) whispers something in her ear. suddenly the grandmother passes out.
After about 1 hour she comes round and says "tell me again how you made your money". again the irish girl whispers in her grandmothers ear. the grandmother then smiles and says "thank god, i thought you said protestant"
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