The Top 15 Things "FEMA" Might Actually Stand For

15> Federal Emergency, My Ass!

14> Floodwaters Exceeding My Armpits

13> Feeble Efforts, Minimal Aid

12> Fundraising Earns Management Appointment

11> Flailing Energetically Means Assisting

10> Food, Electricity, Manpower?  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

9> Forgot Emergency Manual Accidentally

8> Finding Employment for Mealy-mouthed Ass-kissers

7> Fumble Everything, Mighty Asshats!

6> Finger Entry Method: Anal

5> Featuring Enron Managerial Accountability

4> Focused on Equines, Mostly Arabian

3> Finally Ejected Mike's Ass

2> Forget Everyone in Mobile, Alabama


... and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing "FEMA" Might Actually Stand For
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1> Future Eatery Managers of America