Farmers Dayvorce A Farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The Attorney asked “May I help you?â€?nbsp; The Farmer said, “Yea, I to get one of those dayvorce’s.â€?nbsp; The Attorney said, “Well do you have grounds?â€?nbsp; The Farmer said, Yea, I got about 140 acres.â€?nbsp; The Attorney said, “No, you don’t understand, do you have a case?â€?nbsp; The Farmer said, “No, I don’t have a Case, but I do have a John Deere.â€?nbsp; The Attorney said, “No you don’t understand, I mean do you have a grudge?â€?nbsp; The Farmer said, “Yes, I got a grudge, that’s where I park my John Deere.â€?nbsp; The Attorney said, “No Sir, I mean do you have a suit?â€?nbsp; The Farmer said, “Yes Sir, I got a suit, I wear it to Church on Sunday’s.â€?nbsp; The Attorney said, “Well Sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?â€?nbsp; The Farmer said, “No Sir, we both get up about 4:30.â€?nbsp; The Attorney then said, “Well is she a nagger, or anything?â€?nbsp; The Farmer said, “No, she’s a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that’s why I want this Dayvorce!â€?BR> |