Furry Angels Ferrets

How To clean the ferret cage with Multi Ferrets

1. Gather Cleaning Suplies...(bucket of hot soapy water, roll of paper towls, trash bag, Natures Mirca. Cleaner.. whatever else u need)

2. Carry Suplys to the Ferret Room/or area your ferrets are housed

3. Place Suplies on TOP of cage so ferrets Cannot get them.

4. Open cage speaking softly to the Fuzz... say things like "HI BABY" "wanna play" Let out all 5 or however many u have. out.

5. Play with ferrets a few mins.. waite for them to be sick of you and run off thru the house exploring

6. Once they are out of sight Grab cleaning suplies and begin the cage...

7. bend down and Grab ferret who has jumped back in the cage. place him to the side and tell him to play.. mommy/daddy is busy.

8. Grab litter box and begin to empty it into the trashbag while avoiding the Ferret who has Jumped Into the trshbag while u were grabbing the litterbox.

9. Remove Ferret from bag and put her on other side of the room..

10. Come back to cage and Remove 2nd Ferret from Cage.

11. Spray Nature Micr. carefull to aviod the Ferret u just removed from the cage.. who has jumped back in ... in direct path of the Cleaning spray.

12. grab the roll of papertowls.. *waite they were just here a min ago*... catch a glimps of the Ferret who stole the towls while he trys to drag them to his hidey hole

13. Wrestly Towls from Ferret while another drags off the bottle of cleaning spray

14. Now u got the towls ... you go in search of the Clean spray theif and retireve the bottle

15. *sigh*

16. Go back to cage and remove the 4 ferrets who have goten backin the cage an scatterd food... *remember why you love them* Kiss each and place them in other side of the room

17. Go ack to the cage.. Re spray the floor ad wipe down with the roll of papertowls u now have under your arm.

18. Toss dirty paper towl in trash... and pull 2 ferrets out of the bag

19. Place paper towls down and grab ferret who has climbed up the cage to try to show u he'd learn to fly

20. Kiss this ferret and remind him he's not superfuzz and tell him to go pester his brothers/sisters

21. Grag rags and bucket of soapy water and start to clean more of the cage...

22. YELP as a ferret try's to use your toe as a chew toy.

23. Turn to see who nippd you.. and when no one is there turn bak around and remove 2 ferrets from the bucket of soapy water and the 1 who jumped back in the cage and pooped where u just cleaned

24. Place all 3 ferrets on other side of the room andgo back to your cage duity

25. Go get a beer you deserve it

26. toss empty beer can in trsh.. and go back to cage

27. giggle at ferrets as they all try to pull hubby's huge workboot under the sofa and say *THATS IT KIDS TEAM WORK EVERYONE HELP*

28. Grab bucket of water.. and rag.. and re clean cage as someone was back in there using it as a tolit.

28. Re fill litterbox with litter and place back in cage.

29. Remove ferret from bag of litter

30. chace ferret who took the towls

31. find where ferret put bottle of Natu. Mir.

32. *sigh* as u got one more floor to clean

33. Now that u got all your suplies back go get another beer

34. Place can of beer on top of cage out of ferret reach..as you dont want drunk ferrets

35.. start to think a drunk ferret may not be so bad.. afer all You'd get the cage done faster.

36. scold urself for thinkin that BAD MOMMIE BAD DADDY

37. remove litter boxes from 2nd floor while using the other hand to remove ferret from top of cage who again forgot there not Superfuzz

38. Grab rag and start to wipe down cage floor..

39. bend down to grab paper.......... UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

40.. chace ferret who has papertowls

41. Get back papertowls and go dry the cage

42.. remove 3 ferrets from cage

43. *sigh*

44. hey where's my beer?

45. OH there it is on TOP of the cage TIPPED!!!!!

46. *sigh*

47. Remember why you love them as you gather them up and toss them in the bathroom and shut the door

48. Grab clean suplies and clean up spilled beer and finsih the cage...

49. grab bag of litter and See the lil ferret you forgot...

50. remove ferret from the bag.. Holding him in one had... while using the other to fill the pan.. put it back in cage..

51. Kiss and hug lil ferret.. while u open the bathroom door to let the rst out... Giggle at them and remember whyu love them.

REMMEBER FERRETS ARE LIKE POTATOE CHIPS U CAN NEVER HAVE JUST ONE

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