If a ferret were your teacher, you would learn stuff like:
1.When a love one comes home, run up to great them
2. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
3. When it's in your best interest, practice being good.
4. Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
5. Take naps and stretch before rising.
6. Run, romp, and play daily.
7. Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
8. Avoid biting when a simple dook will do.
9. On warm days, stop to lie on your back in a sunny spot.
10. On hot days, play in a tub full of water.
11. When you're happy, dook and dance about.
12. No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing
and pout... run right back and make friends.
13. Delight in the simple joy of being here and living for today.
14. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.
15. Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.
16. If what you want lies buried in a plant, dig until you find it.
And MOST of all...
17. When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and snuggle with them.