What ferrets would say if they could talk......
1. But it SMELLS like food....
2. The cat did it!!!
3. How ´bout a walk?
4. Mom, could you explain this whole "in heat" thing please?
5. Are you gonna eat all that? By yourself???
6. Smell, what smell? I can´t smell a thing!!
7. That ain´t messy, it´s ART!
8. Who me? nooooooo, I found it like this!!!!
9. Why are you filling up that hole....I just spend an hour digging it!
10. BATH??! No way.....you´d spoil my natural odour!!!
and
11. YOU`LL CUT MY WHAT OFF??????
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