Hey guys it is Wednesday. How is everyone today? Doing well here. I did not get my tredmil time in last night. I actually fell asleep while meditating and woke up all spralled out on the floor cricked and with a sore back! Oh well tonight we had kabobs for dinner and they rocked:
So it is Funnies Day! I will post a joke and I hope somebody else will post a better one as mine are pretty lame! LOL
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.
The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from
her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears
you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a
response."
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den.
He said to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.'
Then in a normal tone he asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
No response.
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his
wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his
wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again he gets no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey,
what's for dinner?"
Again there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?!"
Finally his wife says: "Ralph , for the FIFTH DANG time, CHICKEN!"
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