[WAR's most experienced two-man tandum stands in front of the WAR logo- the common place for most of WAR's grapplers to cut their promo segements.  Austin and Dustin Lee are all smiles, like normal for the cocky team.

Austin Lee: "We are...  We are..."

Dustin Lee: "The WAR Tag Team Cham-peeee-onnnss."

Austin Lee: "That's right daddy.  And on Hybrid TV, we have ourselves a little tag team match."

Dustin Lee: "And it's against two chump-stains."

Austin Lee: "Ha ha.  You said Chump stains."

Dustin Lee: "Ah shadup Aus.  We got a big tag team match.  WAR's an ICWA developmental territory now.  We's got to be serious."

Austin Lee: "Oh.  Serious face time."

[Austin makes a scowl now at the camera.

Dustin Lee: "Our opponents are some punk named Python, and Jason Caine."

Austin Lee: "I don't like Snakes and Canes, Dusty."

Dustin Lee: "Python isn't a REAL snake ya big doofus, he's some guy who's kind of like what Raven used to be.  Y'know, all depressed and poor pitty me.  And that Caine guy, we'll he's got some red-headed fiery demon lady comi' after his johnson."

Austin Lee: "Ohhh!  I get it!  Those two, they can't be theeeee Tag Team Chameepons!"

Dustin Lee: "No they can't, and we'll prove that on Hybrid TV.  Yeah!"

Austin Lee: "Scha-weeeeeet."

[End.