[The WAR Grand Champion stands in front of the camera, his eyes are intense, the Big Man is always intense.  He cracks his knuckles before running a hand over his bald head.  Adjusting the Grand Championship on his shoulder, Big Pat Warner flexes his neck muscles and sneers.

Patrick Warner: "The home-town boy returns home to the top promotion in the state of Indiana to try and prove that he's still got it.  Is that your story, Dave Baumann?  Is that what you want?  Do you want to show all of the fans you have in Indiana that you're a top dog now?  That you're just killing time in WAR before you go on to bigger and better things in the ICWA?  I think not!  Not over me!  I'm the Grand f*beep*ing Champion!  I've reigned as Grand Champion for eight months!  EIGHT MONTHS!  Do you think I'm going to let you stroll into the WAR Dojo and beat me on Hybrid TV?  I think not, Dave Baumann.  I'm a monster.  I'm a machine.  I'm six feet nine inches and three hundred twenty pounds of monster!  This is no bible story.  This is not David and Goliath.  This is no dream.  This is o fantasy.  This is real life!  And in real life, the man who hits harder and hits more wil win.  Trust me."

[He pauses.

Patrick Warner: "When I came into WAR, before it was an ICWA developmental territory, I had no wrestling experience.  But I trained here, I learned here.  I won the Grand Championship after four months of wrestling for WAR, and now we're eight months into my reign as Champion, and no one has unseated me, Baumann.  Every guy who has trained has been put down, just like you will be.  At Hybrid TV, the Home-Town Hero will get put down by the Dominant Force.  Don't believe me?  You'll find out at Hybrid TV."

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