All-Star is in the middle of the ring with a lit joint, and a florescent light tube

 

 

"Lucas Gryphon..........Doesn't even the name of this jackoff sound like the biggest piece of shit that's ever stepped foot into a wrestling ring?  And he claims that I'll become another jobber just like his other so called opponents.....dispite the fact he hasn't seen what I'm willing to do yet! So you can have the finer things in life if you want.....thought if you ask me if you mean that little skank Deja....well all the more power to you....just keep yourself clean, cause correct me if I'm wrong but I thought I saw that little bitch in a few cream-pie videos a while back"

 

Crowd pops

 

"As for saying I don't have what it takes well Fuckface listen up..."

 

All-Star smashes the light tube over his head resulting in multiple cuts, like his face is a raw piece of meat

 

"Nobody is as insane as I am and now you went and stirred up more shit then you'll ever know....I don't care if I get DQ'd during this match or what not....but for the next few weeks you'd better be looking over your shoulder worried if or when I show up....cause your ass now belongs to me.....You see I know all these Hardcore Stoners out here want to see me handing you your ass not only tonight but anytime you try opening your little mouth...I'm bringing a few toys of mine to our little match....and noone will stop me from having fun and destroying your ass.....I'm the toughest, meanest, rock lovin',beer drinkin', pot smokin motherfucker you've ever seen Gryphon....and now you'll understand why that is first hand. Gryphon....understand this.....you tried pulling shit with me and now you will..."

 

Crowd finishes  "GET SCREWED!!!"