As David Baumann worked around the ring, showing off to the crowd and media, showing off his skills, Joe 6-Pack watched in the shadow, beer in hand. He didn't have any fancy moves. Oh sure, 6-Pack picked up a few new submission moves, namely the sharpshooter, but Baumann was a real professional wrestler. You could tell this guy grew up on this shit.

  After Baumann hit the showers after an impressive workout, 6-Pack stepped out from the shadows to address the media. They circled around the brazen brawler like hawks, feeding off his every word. 

Interviewer: Excuse me, sir? Mr. 6-Pack, what do you think of WAR putting you in a match against Big Pat Warner and Tim Bornhoff?

6: I don't care........this is just another fight for me. Bornhoff is a damn coward, not even worth flushing the toilet after i'm finished with it! And Big Pat? Hell, 'Roids has been following me around the back ever since I got here. He's like that damn mutant in Lord of the Rings when it comes to his title! *cringes in corner* "My precious! My precious title!" If I wanted the title, i'd TAKE IT! It's that simple.

Interviewer: Well, Mr. 6-Pack, David Baumann mentioned you in his interview today. He said if you get in his way...

6: I HEARD WHAT HE SAID! Baumann, you're a rising star, I admit that. And that's really great man, really, good for you. But that means you're on the 6's radar. And the worst thing you could do is pretend like you can beat those two on your own. If i'm in that ring with you at WAR, and I sense for even A SECOND, that you think you're a superior fighter to me, I'll bury your ass with a chair shot to the head!

Interviewer: He IS a great athlete, 6.

6: I'm gonna let you in on a secret, pal. Being "capable" in a ring, is NOT what wins you the fight. You have to SUFFER! YOU HAVE TO BLEED! You have to get hit in the mouth so many times that the weaker peons say "I can't take that much!" It's about getting knocked on your ass, and without hesitating, getting back up again! He knows about suffering?! WHAT THE HELL DOES BAUMANN KNOW ABOUT SUFFERING! He's a goddamn pretty boy! He knows about pain? I WAS SLEEPING IN A DUMPSTER LAST NIGHT! I've used pools of my own blood as PILLOWS before! And he's callin me a PUNK????!!! He's saying he's gonna handle "all the grown up work"??? I had been robbing banks when you were born, Dave! And i'm the weak one? Get it together man, or you're gonna look like a wreck in that ring this week.