| Bikini , Pudding and Paddle on a pole matches....Modeling contests where the best painted up tramp receives a reward...Violence without reason...Morally poor individuals taking the bless it be's name in vain as they fill their bodies with liquor and drugs before seeking carnal knowledge with the whores selling their bodies for their next fix. A once proud sport, a sport of the kings is forgotten inside the murky fog of sin. The purists of wrestling long vacant from the lips of the fans as they would much rather cheer drunken heathens, inbred cretins and illegal immigrants posing as Americans. However all is not lost to the sinners, a new life is being breathed back into this once great sport of kings�?one breath at a time. Morals will be brought back; sinners will be purged like a poison from your guts when the antidote is administered. A brethren of men who once walked in the darkness of sin have stepped into the light of the higher power and through them we will do the work of the good and we will feed a new hope back into all of those that open their minds and shut their mouths. We are the soldiers in the army of the lord and soon our first righteous battle will take place and the power of the higher one will use my voice as his prophet and through me I will guide an unstoppable force for redemption. Through the power of prayer you can seek salvation before the power of pain inflicted leads you to damnation. The smooth voice of the man preaching is given a face when the camera comes into focus and we are greeted with a sunny day in picturesque Greenville, North Carolina. We see the man known simply as The Messiah step into camera view dressed in his perfectly tailored blood red suit, his fro neatly cropped close to the scalp with more golden trinkets of bling on his hands then at a NAACP Rally. He flashes those pearly whites as he motions off camera and into view steps the near seven foot monster Mason Caine and the Anti-social Shattered Soul. Mason is carrying a wood milk crate that he sits down on the street corner that The Brethren are now occupying while Soul is holding several white plastic sacks in both hands. The Messiah nods to Mason and steps up onto the crate using it as his makeshift pulpit; Mason takes a couple of the plastic sacks from Soul and both men stand behind Messiah evidently waiting for further orders. The Messiah motions to the camera man having him spin the camera slowly around to show that The Brethren are indeed on a busy street corner in the heart of Greenville right across the street from the Greenville Convention Center whose electronic billboard is advertising some kind of horse show this week. "Greetings Brothers and Sisters, thank you for tuning into your webcast today and hearing the word of the Higher Power. At Rage in the Cage, I finally brought forth my Brethren and I made it known that no longer would we be allowing sin to course through the veins of ICWA without it being stopped by us. Last week at Silence Is Golden I tried to offer all of you poor , smelly pig farmers a reason to buy a bar of soap and put in your good teeth...I came out to offer you all hope that we would cleanse the ICWA of its morally bankrupt sinners and bring forth a new era of righteous living. However some people didn't heed the advice of the show's name and they couldn't keep silent...Christian Michaels thought it appropriate to call me names and act like an angry child who needs a time out because he suffered the loss of his Tag team Championship through no fault of us and then that beer swilling barfly Joe Six-pack comes out calling the same names because he lacks imagination to come up with his own and he also acts like an angry child because his beer drinking buddy got Sacrificed by my Brethren. I am a man of the cloth who seeks to save these poor sinners of ICWA when I can, but I will not be accosted by Hillbillies and Alcoholics no matter how much I believe in the good book. I was ready to unleash dear Brother Caine and Brother Soul to do their worst to these men of ill repute, but then Mister Brooks showed up and offered us a golden opportunity that proves if you live your life right the Higher Power will shine his light upon you." The Messiah continues to flash that goofy grin even as rush hour traffic starts to fill the street in front of him and the car horns start filling the air as well as several motorist screaming insults in his direction. With the vehicle traffic also comes foot traffic as well and The Messiah seemingly oblivious to the insults being slung at him turns to his minions and nods his head. Mason and Soul obey like well disciplined children and immediately start reaching into the sacks they are holding and handing out the pamphlets of The Messiah to anyone that passes by and by handing out I mean forcing each person to take one whether they want it or not. I mean c'mon are you going to say no to two guys that look like they belong in the cast of Mad Max? The Messiah turns back to the camera with a satisfied expression crossing his face as his word is getting spread to the masses. " At Three Way Dance in my Brethren's very first match, not only do they get to do the work of the Higher Power and exterminate some of the worse sinners in the halls of ICWA, but they also get to become the Tag Team Champions and in doing so they get to add prestige back to a championship that has lost its luster in the grimy hands of people like Christian Michaels and Joe Six-pack. However being a man of immense I.Q., I'm not foolish enough to under estimate the power of Six and Rising Inc. who obviously thrive on brawling like a cactus thrives in the desert, nor am I foolish enough not to realize the kind of fan support that Christian and Whysper have can often carry you through very tough matches...These teams are both well respected and very talented in their own particular ways, but they lack one thing that my Brethren have and that one thing will be the thing that pushes my brothers over the top and to a victory. Neither team of opponents is doing the work of the lord nor does neither team have the light of the Higher Power shining down upon them. That kind of divining grace will allow my Brethren to not only be victorious but to be ICWA's next Tag Team Champions" Motorist screaming out as he drives by" Go to hell Needle D*ck!!" The Messiah's left eye twitches slightly but he continues his sermon" I know you people of Greenville can be good faithful followers even if you are below the retardation line in mental capacity. I know you all want to hear my sermons and follow a prophet like myself as I continue to seek out new followers and provide hope where none is left to be found. That is why up until February Twentieth when we will be across that street starting our cleansing of ICWA at Three Way Dance you will find us taking our word to the streets of Greenville. You will see us on every sidewalk, in every business and church across this great city delivering as many sinners to salvation as we can and eliminating those condemned to damnation without remorse." Another Motorist screams out " Drop dead GOD BOY!!" Again you see that twitch in The Messiah's eye but again he continues to speak." Let me first address both teams together and then I will speak to the one man that I think I can actually get through to amongst the four. Both of you teams would seemingly be in a great position, C.M and Whysper have the fan support and the perfect mixture of speed and skill, while Joe and Steed have the titles and being the Champions always gives you the advantage of getting yourselves out of the match with your titles still intact via the cheap way out in a Disqualification or Count Out, but I say the light is shining upon us and we have been given a perfect opportunity thanks to Mister Brooks somewhat near sighted rules for this match. If Joe and Steed keep the titles then you never have to face CM and Whysper again, a treat for you two I'm sure but Christian and Whysper have you considered what happens if you do lose? You will never get another shot to be champions as long as Six and Steed have the titles, and by the same reasoning Joe and Steed, if C.M and Whysper win the titles you two never will get another shot at those titles you two are holding right now ever again as long as C.M and Whysper have them. It would seemingly be all or nothing for all four of you in this match, win and be champions or lose and perhaps never being champions again...So it would seem if either team has some doubt about their chances of victory, it would be a good time to listen to my words and accept the Higher Power as your savior and me as your prophet. See if you do have doubts and wish to have an extra bit of prayer on your side, it would be wise to cut a deal with me that makes sure you stay the champions...for now at least. You will of course have to face my Brethren no matter what and in doing so you will lose and we will still be champions and doing God's work...All you are really doing is prolonging the inevitable, but if you wish to do that then I will entertain your offers at anytime" This time it is a female voice screaming from out in the traffic rolling by " GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY!!!" The Messiah's left eye twitches even more noticeably now and doesn't stop like before but he continues to speak as he reaches inside his coat and removes one of the pamphlets that Mason and Soul are forcing upon anyone stupid enough to walk by them. " I believe thoroughly in thou shall not lie and I wasn't lying Christian when I told you my Brethren didn't need the benefit of darkness to lay waste to you or anyone else. Whoever came to you in the darkness and smashed your head into the mat weren’t my Brethren...Perhaps another person waits for the cover of darkness to hide their identity and seek out your destruction. I would try to reach you, to guide your rebirth as a man spiritually cleansed and ready for a new outlook on life, but I can see that my efforts would be wasted and that you're doomed to be Sacrificed....However Whysper, I watched as you were robbed last week by that drunken heathen Joe Six-pack and I watched as your partner didn't come to help you out because of his own jealously over your good fortune and his lost attempts. I know you are suffering in personal matters outside of the ring and I know your family needs spiritual guidance in this time of great torment. I can help you Whysper, my words are not laced with lies like your C.M’s, and my promises are not hollow like those given to you by the company. I know you are a deeply spiritual man, so I know you will know of the book of Job...He was a man who seemingly had everything until Satan stepped into his life and told God that Job wouldn't be his follower if not for all that he was given. God tormented Job to prove that he was a true believer. You are a modern day Job dear brother Whysper...Job held to his faith even when he was being persecuted much like I know that you are...He said" I know that my Redeemer lives" and through his devout faith he became a Patriarch of the Lutheran religion as well as a Prophet to many others....I am your redeemer Whysper, and I do live. " The Messiah holds up the pamphlet" This here is my word, quoted directly to me by the Higher Power...I am leaving this for you at the Convention Center with my personal cell number enclosed. Read it, learn it and rejoice within it...Then call me Whysper and I know I will be able to help you out" Another motorist is heard screaming out ..." The Higher Power can suck my C*ck!!" The Messiah runs his hand through his hair, as hard as that may possibly be and motions to his disciples who immediately drop the sacks of pamphlets and disappear from camera view. "I hope you all have listened carefully to my words today and I pray through them you will find hope in your worthless, pathetic lives. I pray that you stop sinning before it is to late and that soon all of you will be followers of my word. Sure you can continue down life's lonely highway without regard for your spiritual health and you can sin over and over...You can make deals with the devil and sell your soul for thirty pieces of silver, but remember dear brothers and sisters along that road there will eventually a red light and when you stop, the righteous will catch up to you" The camera pans over as there is a loud commotion heard out of view. We see that indeed there is a red light and the gentleman whose bad luck it was to cast the one to many dispersion at The Messiah is now screaming like a virgin girl on Prom Night as Mason is rocking the car like a child playing with a toy and Soul has went head first through the passenger's window doing god only knows what to the occupants inside...The camera cuts back to Messiah whose eye twitch has stopped and the smile has returned. "Can we hurt you? YES WE CAN!!! "HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA" Amen" Tbc by my cohort or myself later. | 
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