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Book of Lists : What makes a Terrorist Suicidal
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From: MSN NicknameToManyMadDogs  (Original Message)Sent: 3/15/2008 1:26 PM
 
 
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide .. Let's see now...
No Christmas
No television

No cheerleaders
 No Nude Women
No car races
No football
No soccer
No golf
No tailgate parties
No K Mart  
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No nachos
No Beer nuts
No Beer !!!!!!!!
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!


         I mean, really, is there a mystery here?



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