Funny weakest link answers

Immanuel Kant is best remembered as a footballer or philosopher? ............... Footballer.

The Anglo-Saxon King who deposed William the Conquerer was 'Hereward the..' what? ............ Horrible.

What is two-thirds of sixty-nine? ..................... Thirty.

Mouldy cheese and the blood of aristocrats are said to be which colour? ............. Purple.

What place in Australia is called 'Springs' preceded by a girls name? ............ Hope.

What 'V' is a dilute acetic adid and is used as a condiment? ........ Bicarbonate of soda.

Taken from the Malayan language what word beginning with 'P' is a flooded field for growing rice? ........ Flood.

What is the highest double-figured number? .................. Twenty-five.

What 'M' is a popular song commonly known as 'The Tart With A Cart'? .............. Mary Poppins.

Traditionally what liquid is said to be poured on troubled waters? ................ Cold Water.

What very common five-letter surname is the word for a metal-worker? .............. Jones.

The Mexican War was fought over a border dispute with which other country? .................... Spain.

The trimming of the clothes worn by Santa Claus is traditionally what colour? ............... Red.

In weight-lifting what word for a long seat goes with 'press'? ................. Press.

A standard modern piano has how many octaves, two or seven? ............. Two.

Which letter in the word 'colour' is not used in the American spelling? ............ O.

The book by Lord Baden-Powell is called 'Scouting For..' what? ............. Trade.

Which four letter word, followed by an exclamation mark, was the second film featuring The Beatles? ........ Shout.

The clapping game for children is called 'Pat-a-..' what? ................... Pat.

What 'H' is a pool player who wins games by intentionally pretending not to be very good? .......... Ringer.

What 'D' is the word for rain which also indicates which way the rain is falling? ......... Direction.

What 'D' is a language that is no longer spoken? ......... Extinct.

Which 1995 film starring Pierce Brosnan shares its name with a type of duck? .......... The Living Daylights.

In America the 18th century protestation about taxes was called 'The Boston..' what? .............. Uprising.

How many playing cards are displayed in the trick 'Find the lady'? ......... Twelve.