| Company/Product | Slogan | Chinese Translation |
| 7up | The uncola | It's not soda |
| A&W Rootbeer | That frosty mug sensation | Feel like your face is frozen |
| Alka-Seltzer | I can't believe I ate the whole thing! | I don't know who ate my food! |
| American Express | Don't leave home without it | Stay home with it |
| AT&T | Reach out and touch someone | Violate a stranger |
| Apple computers | Think different | Go insane |
| Avis | We try harder | We try to be hard |
| Budweiser | For all you do, this Bud's for you | All you get for your work is a beer |
| Budweiser | When you say Budweiser, you've said it all | After Budweiser, you will not be able to speak |
| Burger King | Have it your way | Reject the socialist ideal |
| Calgon | Calgon, take me away | Use Calgon, be taken to prison |
| Camel | I'd walk a mile for a Camel | A camel asked me to walk two kilometers |
| Campbell's soup | Soup is good food | Soup is morally superior to your food |
| Campbell's soup | M'm M'm Good | Mumble soup |
| Carls Jr. | If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face | Why keep your tongue in your mouth? |
| Coca-Cola | The pause that refreshes | Stop and rejuvenate |
| Coca-Cola | It's the real thing | Pepsi is fake |
| Coca-Cola | Have a Coke and a smile | Drink Coke and eat lips |
| Coca-Cola | Coke is it | Coke is all you get |
| Coca-Cola | Things go better with Coke | The best Coke contains unspecified things |
| Coco Pops | Cuckoo for Coco Pops | If you eat Coco Pops, you are insane |
| Dr Pepper | Be a Pepper! | Live like soda! |
| E. F. Hutton | When E. F. Hutton talks, people listen | When E. F. Hutton talks, you are spied upon |
| Energizer | It keeps going, and going, and going | This commercial will never end |
| FedEx | When it absolutely has to get there overnight | For when it can wait until tomorrow |
| Florida orange juice | A day without orange juice is like a day without sunshine | Drink orange juice or go blind |
| Ford | Quality is job one | We were concerned about quality in a previous job |
| Fox news | Fair and balanced | Acceptable and not about to tip over |
| General Electric | We bring good things to life | We bring your ancestors back from the dead, too |
| Goodyear | The best tires in the world have Goodyear written all over them | Someone has been writing on your car |
| Intel | Intel inside | You have eaten Intel |
| Kentucky Fried Chicken | Finger-lickin' good | Tastes like human fingers |
| Lay's potato chips | Betcha can't eat just one | You can not even eat one |
| M&Ms | The milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand | This chocolate goes to pieces in your head |
| Marlboro | Come to Marlboro Country | Leave China |
| Maxwell House coffee | Good to the last drop | Enjoyable until you fall over |
| Maytag | Our repairmen are the loneliest guys in town | Nobody likes our repair workers |
| McDonalds | You deserve a break today | You deserve to be beaten |
| McDonalds | Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun | Two complete cow patties, common sauce, cabbage, fermented milk, cucumber, roots, on a steamed bun. |
| McDonalds | Billions and billions served | Tastes so good cats ask for it by name |
| Meow Mix cat food | Tastes so good cats ask for it by name | Billions and billions served |
| Memorex | Is it live, or is it Memorex? | If it's not alive, it is Memorex |
| Milk | Got milk? | Have you stolen a cow? |
| Nike | Just do it! | Have sex! |
| Paul Masson wines | We will sell no wine before its time | We do not sell wine before the store opens |
| Philip Morris | Call for Philip Morris! | Shout for cigarettes! |
| Raid | Kills bugs dead | Eliminates government listening devices |
| Rice Krispies | Snap, crackle, and pop | Break, crush, and explode |
| Rolaids | How do you spell relief? R-O-L-A-I-D-S | How does an American calligraphist draw relief? R-O-L-A-I-D-S |
| Sara Lee | Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee | Sara Lee is a woman of easy virtue |
| Sprite | Obey Your Thirst | You are commanded to drink |
| Taco Bell | Head for the border | Defect! |
| Timex | It takes a licking and keeps on ticking | Lick it like it is a bomb |
| Toni | Which twin has the Toni? | Who stole the Toni? |
| United Negro College Fund | A mind is a terrible thing to waste | We waste our advertising money looking for negros in China |
| Virginia Slims | You've come a long way, baby | Your baby has wandered away |
| Visa | It's everywhere you want to be | It's only in places you can't go |
| Volvo | Fahrvergnügen | ???? |
| Wheaties | Breakfast of champions | Breakfast of Mao |
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