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From: MSN NicknameToManyMadDogs  (Original Message)Sent: 2/18/2008 10:14 AM
Italian Pregnancy
 
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried,the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
 Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'
 The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.
 He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. 
         
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
 
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
 If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.      If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
owever, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'
 At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "you gonna try again"


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