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| | From:  Bud1800 (Original Message) | Sent: 3/11/2008 1:54 AM |
What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
Patty O'Furniture
What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
Sham rock
Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day?
Because they are always wearing green
When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
When it's a French fry
What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
Some poor horse is going barefoot
Why did the elephant wear his green sneakers instead of his red ones?
His red ones were in the wash
Why is a river rich?
Because it has two banks
What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
A jolly green giant
What is Barney's favorite thing on St. Patricks day?
A Blarney Stone
What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?
A Sham Rock
Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
He couldn't afford plane fare.
Have you ever heard of the 6-leaf clover?
Neither have I
Why do leprechauns hide behind 4-leafclovers and not 3-leafclovers?
They need all the luck they can get
What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
He gets wet.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Sure now, but them regular rocks be way to heavy, don't you know.
What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?
A leper con
What do you say to a leprechaun?
How's the weather down there.
What is a nuahcerpel?
Leprechaun spelled backwards
Why is Erin, the beanie baby's birthday on St.Patrick's day?
Because that is when she was born
Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
He wanted to find the pot of gold faster
Why did the man cross the road?
A leprechaun chasing rainbows was on the other side. (
What did one Irish ghost say to the other?
' Top o' the moaning!"
Where would you find a leprechaun baseball team?
In the Little League!
What do you call a leprechaun's vacation home?
A lepre-condo!
What do you call a leprechaun with a sore throat?
A streprechaun!
What did St. Patrick say to the snakes?
He told them to "hiss off"
When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
When it's a French fry
Why did the elephant wear his green sneakers instead of his red ones?
His red ones were in the wash
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!
What would you get if you crossed a stupid boy with a well known Irish
ballad?
"O Dummy Boy"!
What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a bathroom?
A lepre john!
What's little and green and goes two hundred miles per hour?
A leprechaun in a blender!
Do leprechauns get angry when you make fun of their height?
Yeah, but only a little!
Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
Because they're very short-tempered!
What's an Irishman who keeps bouncing off walls called?
Rick O'Shea.
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