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| | From: Bud1800 (Original Message) | Sent: 7/14/2008 3:32 AM |
Is this actually what Aretha Franklin and Gloria Gaynor were thinking?
At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on....
But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!
Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
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I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
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I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
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