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From: MSN NicknameBud1800  (Original Message)Sent: 7/14/2008 3:32 AM
Is this actually what Aretha Franklin and Gloria Gaynor were thinking?


At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I
grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on....

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!

Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!


I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!





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From: MSN NicknameToManyMadDogsSent: 7/14/2008 8:32 AM
Perfect timing.
I saw this post just after my friend Michelle started playing Aretha Franklin's 'Midnight Special' dvd perfomance of the song.