Well, the standard wedding vow contract is the
worst thing I have ever seen.
[ It must have been written from the heart or some crap.]
Let's break it down ...
It allows you to be married 16 times;
4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better, 4 worse ...
.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":._.:":.
A man was in his bed dying, slipping in and out of consciousness,
and his wife came into the room with his doctor and the parish priest.
"Mrs. Kelleher, you realize that the bill for my services is $1000,"
the doctor said.
"Fine, I'll see to it that it's paid from the insurance."
"And, don't forget, Doreen, the funeral and casket will cost $1000,"
the priest said.
"Don't worry, Father, I'll see to it that you're paid as well."
The three walked over to the bed and the doctor stood on one side of
the man and the priest stood on the other. He opened his eyes and saw
the two men there, and said, "Father, would you tell the people at my
funeral that I died as Jesus died?"
"Do you mean pure of heart and poor in spirit, Tom?"
"No, I mean between two thieves."
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