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My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there...
There is a guaranteed way to get what you want: want less.
One half the world doesn't understand the other half and it doesn't matter which half you're in.
The only time a windshield wiper will work properly is when it's holding a parking ticket.
A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions
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