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From: MSN NicknameBud1800  in response to Message 1Sent: 1/16/2008 11:06 PM
My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there...

There is a guaranteed way to get what you want: want less.

One half the world doesn't understand the other half
and it doesn't matter which half you're in.

The only time a windshield wiper will work properly
is when it's holding a parking ticket.

A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't
understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions


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