"I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming."

Mitch Hedberg
American comedian (1968 - 2005)

"Against logic there is no armor like ignorance."
  - Laurence J. Peter

“An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.�/FONT>
  - Aldous Huxley

"No man is exempt from saying silly things;
the mischief is to say them deliberately."
  - Michel de Montaigne