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An American astronaut has an emergency during his re-entry into earth's atmosphere and his space craft crash-lands in the Australian bush, way out in the middle of nowhere.
After what seems like an eternity, he wakes up in a bush clinic, very rustic, dirty, with foul smells and he is bandaged from head to foot. He sees a very large, somewhat gruff looking nurse approaching him as he lay in his cot.
"Did I come here to die?" he asks with a deep sense of resignation and fear.
"No," the Aussie nurse replies, "You came here yesterday." |
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Now for some Aussie words and phrases..
Act - Pretending to be something you're not
Bag - Refers to a lady who is not particularly pleasant.
Barbie (Barbeque) - Like a cook out. Many people get together for a 'Barbie' in the warmer months. They are usually BYO (Bring your own) meat and drinks.
Barney - A fight or scuffle.
Beaut - Very good. Excellent.
Billy - Used for making tea in, usually over a campfire. The best billies are the old ones. They make better tea.
Black Stump - Out towards the horizon. A long way away.
Block - Block has a few meanings but the more Aussie one is your head.
Bloke - A person - usually a male.
Bludge - Not doing anything or getting things of others.
Blue - A blue can be a fight or the nickname of someone with red hair.
Booze - Alcohol, usually beer.
Bush - Bush refers to somewhere in the country or away from the city.
Chuck - Chuck has a few meanings. It can mean to throw or to put in.
Conk - To hit someone.
Cow - As well as being the animal that gives us milk it also means anything that is difficult.
Crook - Not feeling well or not going well.
Dag - A bit of a fool or not very well presented.
Dinkum - Genuine or honest.
Dob In - To tell (an authority) on someone.
Dunny - A toilet.
Fair Go - Give some a chance or an opportunity to do something.
Galah - A fool or a silly person.
Gidday - A greeting. It is the Aussie way of saying good day.
Grouse - Means excellent.
Gutzer - Some plans don't work out or to have an accident.
Hooly-Dooly - An expression of surprise.
Jakeroo or Jillaroo - A farm hand, usually on a cattle station (very large farms).
Kick - To share or join in.
Knackers - testicles (also `love spuds', 'nuts' or 'nads')
Lollies - Candy or sweets.
Mate - This usually means a friend but it can be used to talk about or to anyone - even a total stranger.
Mug - Either a fool or your face.
Owyergoin - A greeting. How are you going? Often used with 'Gidday' and 'Mate'.
Pester - Annoy or bother someone.
Piss - alcohol, usually beer.
Pub - Any hotel. A favourite meeting place of many Australians.
Quack - A doctor, especially if they are not very good.
Ratbag - Someone who does not behave properly.
Raw Prawn - A lie or a con job.
Sack - To be fired from a job.
Scrub - Can be the same as the bush or mean areas in the country where there are not many trees.
Shiela - Female or woman Shirty - To get upset or angry.
Shoot Through - To leave or disappear.
Shout - Pay for someone else.
Skite - To boast.
Sport - A more general way of referring to someone rather than a mate.
Strewth - An exclamation, often of surprise.
Thongs - Rubber sandals.
Togs - A set of clothes. More often used to refer to a swimming costume.
Tucker - Food. Australian schools call their canteens a 'tuckshop.'
Winge - Complain and carry on unnecessarily.
Wog - An illness such as the flu.
Yakker - Work - usually hard work.
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LOL, since SIX has been in Australia from Canada.....we'ce come across alot of differences such as " Ankle bashers" are pants/jeans that are too short. And "No worries" is his fave saying lol......that's a general reply to anything and everything.... eg. " I will see ya later"....reply >>> yep no worries Will you do that for me?.....reply >>> yeah no worries That's great = that's no worries.... Can I pay you tomorrow?....reply>>> Oh no worries LOL the list goes on hehe. Generally words like " barney" and "beaut" are used by older folk....you know how it is we youngins dont wanna be "daggy" LOL |
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