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1. "A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch."
James Beard.
2. "Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out."
Samuel Johnson
3. "The cook was a good cook as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went."
HH Munro
4. "Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing."
Denis Leary.
5. "I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."
Steven Wright.
6. "Eat at this restaurant and you'll never eat anywhere else again."
Bob Philips
7. "In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up with a dish whose name, when you look it up in your Spanish-English dictionary, turns out to mean: Eel with big abcess."
Dave Barry
8. "Cursed is he who uses peanuts when the recipe calls for almonds."
Christopher Driver
9. "If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste."
Jonathan Swift
10. "You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants."
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11. "'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'."
Dave Barry.
12. "Personally I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get."
George Burns
13. "Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal."
Voltaire.
14. "Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in it's infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary."
Oscar Wilde
15. "Anything is good if it's made of chocolate."
Jo Brand.
16. "I'm at the age when food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."
Rodney Dangerfield
17. "The perfect lover is one who turns into pizza at 4am."
Charles Pierce.
18. "I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There's no pleasure worth foregoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward."
John Mortimer
19. "Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen."
Woody Allen.
20. "Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup."
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