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From: MSN NicknameLindemannslady  (Original Message)Sent: 6/26/2006 7:40 AM
1. "She was good at being inarticulately abstracted for the same reason that midgets are good at being short."
Clive James talking about Marilyn Monroe

2. "Glenda Jackson has a face to launch a thousand dredgers."
Jack deManio

3. "In a mere half century films have gone from silent to unspeakable."
Doug Larson

4. "I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice."
Steve Martin

5. "Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?"
Freddie Mercury on Billy Idol

6. "If pople don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting."
Herman J. Mankiewicz

7. "I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me"
Gina Lollogrigida on Rock Hudson

8. "A plumber's idea of cleopatra."
WC Fields talking about Mae West

9. "A hack writer who would have been considered fourth rate in Europe, who tried out a few of the old proven 'sure-fire' literary skeletons with sufficient local color to intrigue the superficial and the lazy."
William Faulkner on Mark Twain

10. "I couldn't stand Janis Joplin's voice. . .She was just a screaming little loudmouthed chick."
Arthur Lee on Janis Joplin


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From: MSN NicknameLindemannsladySent: 6/26/2006 7:41 AM
11. "A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck."
Tom Shales talking about Robin Williams

12. "Most of the time Marlon Brando sounds like his mouth is full of wet toilet paper."
Rex Reed

13. "The biggest no-talent I ever worked with."
Paul Cohen on Buddy Holly

14. "Martin's acting is so inept that even his impersonation of a lush seems unconvincing."
Harry Medved on Dean Martin

15. "My movies were the kind they show in prisons and on aeroplanes, because no-one can leave."
Burt Reynolds

16. "The only time I use women in films is when they're naked or dead."
Joel Silver

17. "I have a face like a elephant's behind."
Charles Laughton

18. "When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in."
Bob Hope talking about Jack Benny

19. "The stupid person's idea of a clever person."
Elizabeth Bowen on Aldous Huxley

20. "I love British cinema like a doctor loves his dying patient."
Ben Kingsley

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From: MSN NicknameToManyMadDogsSent: 9/6/2006 7:25 PM
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra


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From: MSN NicknameToManyMadDogsSent: 8/14/2007 9:50 AM
"If the Phone Doesn't Ring,
It's Me."
  - Jimmy Buffett

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