Hey Peaceful how bout - "Whatever flips your skirt!"

 

"He/she's not the sharpest knife in the kitchen."

"He/she doesn't have both oars in the water."

"He/she is a brick short of a load."

 

Those are easy ones - I gotta think of something really good. 

He's a taco short of a combo platter.

 

The elevator doesn't go all the way up to the top floor.

This one was invented just for me: (well, not really)

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it!"

my grandmother used to say cat can look at the queen if anyone asked her what she was staring at.i say it to my hubby when hes in a snippy mood,he:what are you looking at?she:hey cat can look at the queen.i dont know if its because it makes no sence or the reference to a queen but it shuts him up every time.

He's probably givin ya the deer in the headlight look.  I would be.....that is strange.....

Pookles -- Speaking of weird, nonsensical sayings, my dad -- who grew up in the 20s and 30s -- had a couple that didn't make sense, but I always liked them and still say them sometimes -- they're supposed to be "rank-outs":

 

So's your old man!

 

Ahhhh, yer mudder's dirty underwear!

 

Hey, yer, mudder wears combat boots!

 

 

(mudder = mother)

yea its weird there is no come back,i think it has to do with the kids rhyme pussy cat pussy cat where have you been, ive been to london to look at the queen,from what i can gather it means even the lowly cat can gaze upon the queen.than again im canadian and the beer here is real strong

Corzak,   long time, no hear!  I like your quote, it makes a lot of sense.  I saw the ani you made on the other thread.  That's excellent, I'll have to check it out.  Unfortunately, I didn't try your steak recipe.  As soon as I saw the hot peppers I knew it wasn't for me.  I never could handle hot food.  I'm sure braver souls than I have tried it, though.  Saw this, thought of you!!!!!!!!!!

                  

augustleo:

ROTFLMAO.....that picture is too too too too too FUNNY!!!

(and I can't handle heat either...a shame since I live so close to TexMex)

"You can do anything you want on your last day"  mostly about people unhappy at work and want to make changes.

 

texoma

Anytime I had someone complain about the way another person acted or was unhappy at other peoples choices, I'd say..."That's the best part about being in America, we allow that kind of freedom". 

 

For some of my closer friends, (although I'd like to say it to some people I pass in the mall), "You should be glad they don't outlaw stupidity"

 

texoma

Somthing I just realized I have been saying alot on another thread....

Words have meanings!