1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - '
And
this is
Gregoriava from Bulgaria .. I saw her snatch this morning and
it
was amazing!
'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - ' Andrew
Mehrtens loves
it
when Daryl
Gibson comes inside of him. '

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - '
This is
really
a
lovely horse. I
once rode her mother. '



4. Harry
Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 -
'Ah, isn ' t
that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is
kissing the Cox
of the Oxford crew. '

5. US PGA Commentator - ' One of the reasons
Arnie
(Arnold Palmer)
is
playing so well
is that, before each tee shot, his
wife takes out
his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??
'

6.
Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle !
Ages on ' Time
Team Live ' said: ' You ' d eat beaver if you could get it. '

7. A female
news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn '
t,
turned to the weatherman and asked, ' So Bob, where ' s that eight
inches you
promised me last night? ' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but
half the
crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering
the US Masters:
'Ballesteros
felt much better today after a 69 yesterday. '

9. Clair Frisby talking
about a jumbo hot dog on
Look North
said: ' There ' s nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold
night like
this. '

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: '
Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis ' s misses every
chance
he gets.
'

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a
male
astronomer
for warmth during BBC1 ' s UK eclipse coverage remarked: ' They seem
cold out
there, they ' re rubbing each other and he ' s only come in his shorts.
'

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick
Faldo
and his caddie
Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: ' Some weeks Nick
likes to
use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.