There was four people on board Airforce One. There was the pope, a boyscout, the worlds smartest aggie, and of corse the president of the U.S. The plane is struck by lightning and one wing is distroyed. The plane is going to crash. The pilot comes running back and says," There is only four parichutes and five of us. I am takeing one of them and you four can fight over the other three!" And he jumps out. The pres. of the U.S.says," I am the most important one here, I have to live." So he takes one and jumps out. The worlds smartest aggie says," I am the worlds smartest aggie, the world needs all of my wizdom and know how." So he takes one and jumps out. The pope turns to the boyscout and says," Son, I have lived a long life and completed all of my goals, you take the last one and i will go down with the plene." The boyscout looks at the pope and says," Don't worry about a thing, niether one of us have a thing to worry about, Because the worlds smartest aggie just took my backpack!!!!" |