Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
You have the right to remain silent. . .Any thing you say will be mis-quoted, then used against you.
A date without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Gravity-it's not just a good idea, it's the law!
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay or not getting it done.
The schizophrenic: An unauthorized autobiography.
Nobody's perfect. I'm a nobody.
Ask me about my vow of silence.
Today's subliminal is ( ).
I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the June flower
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges
Honk if you love peace and quiet
Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool
When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
Life is too short to dance with an ugly woman!
This may not be the Mayflower but my gal came across in it.
I don't have owners. I have a staff
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