Cat Taglines

1. 2 cats are a circus, 3 are a coup, 6 are a revolution.
2. 7 cats is a purrfect number
3. 9 out of 10 cats prefer Logitech mice.
4. 9 out of 10 cats prefer Microsoft mice
5. 99% of ferrets are recycled cats, perhaps?
6. A cats worst enemy is a closed door.
7. A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Ben Franklin
8. A Whole Lot of Cats: Kitt N. Caboodle
9. Actually, cats are excellent at domesticating people.
10. Ah, but killer trained attack cats DO go GRRRRR!
11. Alf of Borg: All cats will be assimilated.
12. Am I to understand that you people sell dead, fried cats?
13. An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
14. And God said, "Let there be cats!" and He was promptly ignored
15. And why _did_ cats decide to become domestic animals?
16. Are cats really intelligent aliens taking over the earth?
17. Are cats supposed to thump when you dry 'em in the dryer?
18. Aren't cats just widdle furry balls of love?
19. As for cats being from this planet, I don't think ANY of them are.
20. Attention! Jeremy eats cats and is not wearing pants!
21. Big cats can kill you!
22. Can you imagine 1,000 cats agreeing to do *anything*?
23. Can you imagine conning eight cats into pulling a sled?
24. Cat-holic: Can't stop bringing cats home.
25. CATapult: device for thowing cats long distances.
26. Catatonic (n) - Italian beverage most preferred by cats.
27. Catifornia: The sunshine State for cats...
28. "Cats" - by Ann Gora
29. Cats - Great for earmuffs, tiny throw rugs, and slippers.
30. Cats - nature's own pop-up targets!
31. Cats - proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad.
32. Cats - the ultimate stress reliever.
33. Cats - they're not so brave once they're in a microwave!
34. Cats ALWAYS land on their feet? Maybe you don't THROW 'em right!
35. Cats and ferrets don't HAVE the same paw prints.
36. Cats are companions. Dogs are slaves.
37. Cats are dignified? Ever watch one clean it's privates?
38. Cats are easier to train than kids!
39. Cats are fast but a 12 guage is faster.
40. Cats are good for just 2 things - mulch...and...I forget.
41. Cats are hard on cars. Mostly when you chase them over curbs!
42. CATS ARE IT!
43. Cats are like furry dilettanti, or the reverse?
44. Cats Are PEOPLE Too
45. Cats are pretty cool - you can kill them nine times.
46. Cats are proof that eating and sleeping aren't all bad.
47. Cats are PROOF there is a higher purpose to the Universe.
48. Cats are REAL ANIMALS!
49. Cats are roommates. Dogs are kids.
50. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled.
51. Cats are so marvelously true to themselves.
52. Cats are the soul of honesty, hide not their dislikes.
53. Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!
54. Cats aren't intelligent; they just THINK they are.
55. Cats crawl under gates, software under Windows.
56. Cats do not keep mice away, they preserve them for the chase - Barron
57. Cats do pay attention. Just plug them into the 240v line.
58. Cats don't land on their feet when they're in a working dryer.
59. Cats have 9 lives, but they die 8 times before they're born.
60. Cats have 9 lives. Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
61. Cats have fur coats because they look silly in raincoats.
62. Cats have no handles.
63. Cats have the simplest of taste - the best will suffice.
64. Cats have their own lives; get on with yours
65. Cats know all the sunny places.
66. Cats KNOW how we feel - they just don't CARE about it!
67. Cats know how we feel. They don't give a damn, but they know.
68. Cats Know Their Rights.
69. Cats like to play Hide-and-Go-Puke.
70. Cats like to sit on what you are reading at the time.
71. Cats like WINdoze, it seems to attract Mice...
72. Cats often chase things that their person can't see.
73. Cats polished while you wait. Hot wax costs extra.
74. Cats remind us that not everything in Nature has a purpose.
75. "Cats rule and dogs drool!" -- Sassy
76. Cats sleep on shelves like motorized bookends.
77. Cats teach that not everything in nature has a function.
78. Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
79. Cats v. Rush Limbaugh: They both have fuzzy tales.
80. Cats' cardinal rule: when fat, arrange self in slim pose.
81. Cats' favorite game: "Hah--made you look!"
82. Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad
83. Cats: Companions in grace, beauty, mystery and curiosity!
84. CATS: Good for dusting high places.
85. Cats: God's way of telling you your furniture is too nice
86. Cats: Good for dusting high places.
87. Cats: Pit bull junk food.
88. Cats: proof that not everything in nature has a purpose.
89. Cats: They're not so brave in your microwave.
90. Catscan - a hi-tech device for examining cats.
91. Choosey cats prefer Logitech mice, 10 to 1...
92. Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1
93. Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night.
94. Conference Moderating is like trying to herd cats.
95. Cross over to Cats
96. Curiosity kills more mice than cats.
97. Death to fleas that prey upon the lifeblood of my cats!
98. DEVICE=CATNIP.SYS <- Driver for Cats who compute...
99. Do Cheshire cats drink evaporated milk?
100. Do invisible cats drink evaporated milk?
101. Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.
102. Don't ask me. The cats are in charge around here.
103. Electricity was invented by rubbing cats backwards.
104. Every dog has his day...but the nights belong to us cats!
105. Felicity: A town inhabited by happy cats...
106. Gotta run, cats caught in the printer.
107. Has it ever rained cats and dogs?
108. He had never seen the Catskill Mountains, but had seen them kill mice.
109. He who doesn't like cats doesn't like pets smarter than he.
110. Human (n): Useful domestic animal popular with cats
111. I * CATS! Especially for 1 hour at 350 with some veggies.
112. I accelerate for cats.
113. I love cats. On a good night I can eat 5 or 6 of them!
114. I took my cat in for a catscan. Diagnosis? It was a cat.
115. I understand cats, men are the mystery!
116. I understand cats, women are the mystery!
117. I understand life and the universe. Cats are beyond me.
118. I'm afraid I'm not qualified to confuse cats..
119. I've never seen the Catskill Mountains, but I have seen 'em kill mice...
120. If dogs had catapults, would cats be safe in trees?
121. If evolution were a fact then cats would use can openers.
122. In a cat's eyes all things belong to cats.
123. In the dark, all cats are gray.
124. It's 11:00 o'clock. Do you know what your cats are shredding?
125. It's sunning cats and dogs.
126. It's the cats' house. We just pay the mortgage.
127. Its 11 PM and you aren't home. Do you know what your cats are shredding?
128. I_love_Cats...........Under my tires.
129. Large cats are a no-no, but a little pussy is fine.
130. Love cats? They spit on thier hands and rub it all over!
131. Machines used in demolition are called Cats. Coincidence?
132. Managing men is like trying to herd cats.
133. Managing programmers is like herding cats.
134. Many people own cats...on go on to lead normal lives.
135. "Men don't like cats because cats are cooler than they are."
136. "Meow" ...splat... "Aarf" ...splat... (raining cats and dogs)
137. Network management is like trying to herd cats...
138. One VERY nice thing about cats - they DON'T BARK!
139. People don't own cats, cats own PEOPLE!
140. People who hate cats were rats in a previous life!
141. Procatstinate: When a cat can't decide to go out or stay inside.
142. Punny Book: A Whole Lot of Cats - Kitt N. Caboodle
143. Purranoia: the fear one's cats are up to something.
144. Purranoia: The fear that cats are out to get you!
145. Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.
146. Purring cats and glowing fireplaces make winter bearable...
147. Pussy Whip: The dessert topping for cats...
148. Radioactive cats are very, very HOT!
149. Raining cats and dogs is better than hailing taxis.
150. Raising Kids is like herding cats
151. Skunks have a stripe down the back, polecats none.
152. Taglines are like cats - you only think you own them.
153. The Cats let me live here
154. The fear of sponge-cats is the beginning of wisdom.
155. The great charm of cats is their rampant egotism.
156. The trouble with cats is they've got no tact.
157. There are many intelligent species in the universe. They all own cats.
158. Traits we despise in people, we prize as virtues in cats!
159. Tunar - Sonar-like device in cat food that causes cats to appear.
160. Warning this pc protected by two cats with black belts in kimpo
161. We got rid of our kids. The cats are allergic!
162. We're staying together for the sake of the cats.
163. What cats hear when we talk to them:
164. What do macrobiotic cats eat? Brown mice
165. Why don't cats like to swim?
166. Why don't lawyers lay on the beach? Cats would bury them.
167. Why I LOVE cats! Anyone want to share recipes?
168. Will herd cats for food.
169. Women & cats do as they like. Men & dogs had better get used to it.
170. Wow! It IS raining cats and dogs! I'm outta here.
171. Yeah, I love cats too...want to trade recipes?
172. You'd have more success herding cats.