A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very
much worried and all strung out. She rattles off,
"Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this
morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw
my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all
wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and
bugging out, and had this corpse-like look on my
face! What's wrong with me, Doctor?"
The doctor looks her over for a couple of moments,
then calmly says, "Well, I can tell you one thing...
there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight