A North Dakota phone company was going to hire one team of telephone pole installers, and the boss had to choose between a team of two Swedish guys and a team of two Norwegian guys.
So the boss met with both teams and said, "Here's what we'll do. Each team will be installing poles out on the new road for a day. The team that installs the most phone poles gets the job." Both teams headed right out. At the end of the shift, Thor and Gunnar, the Swedes, came back, and the boss asked them how many poles they had installed. They said it was tough going, but they had put in 12. Forty-five minutes later, the Norwegian boys, Ole and Sven, came back in, and they were really exhausted. The boss asked, "Well, how many poles did you guys Install?"
Ole, the team leader, wiped his brow and sighed, "Sven and me, we got three in." The boss gasped, "Three? Those two Swedes put in 12" "Yeah,", said Ole, "but you should how much they left stickin' out of the ground."

All the following songs can be played on a touch tone telephone. Commas are pauses and hyphens are held notes.