NOT FOR the WEAK at HEARTor BLEEDING HEARTS!

This is a 'ballad' that just came to me as I quickly jotted it down.. I like to do this... get the germ of an idea and let it roll... lol... no editing involved... this is just a raw piece... and took about 15 minutes to write.

AUNT MILLIE'S BABY

Aunt Millie looms as large as life

in memories from my childhood past

I still 'see' her round plump arms

and her hippy ass

She was big & wondrous

as were her lemonades and pies

and she could tell if I was honest

with one look into my eyes

"Churh time! It's Sunday, dear"

she hollered through the dooor one morn

I groaned and faced the wall

so she screeched it in my ear

I sighed and fumblingly unwound

the bedding from my bod

then stumbled to the outhouse

so Aunt Millie'd spare the rod

Arm by arm and leg by leg

I got into my suit

Seems I passed Aunt Mill's inspection..

at least got some breakfast

and spending loot..

with a frown most stern and somber

she says, "That headache oughta

larn ya not to go on drinkin toots"

We clomped on down the street

to the church all white n pretty

where the townies Sunday meet

in this quaint and country 'city'

About half way through the sermon

I awoke in time to hear

"Lord save us all's !! & Let me outta here's" !!

A Skunk came out from somewhere

coulda been from anywhere

but rumor has it that those twins..

kids by Jeremiah Knowles..

dropped it inna window, God they were a pair!

It scurried here, it scurried there

and then to mine and Milllie's horror

it scampered beneath her chair

and. then. and... then her eyes, they flew wide open

in a most scary, awesome stare

and her belly grew a bigger bulge

She squealed and wrapped her arms

around the lump that squirmed in there

and looked for all the world

like she was preggers with a skunk.

"Keep it's tail down! Hold it pinned"!

Advice, it came a-flyin

And if I said I didn't grin

well then, I'd be a-lyin

The congregation crowded us

and we sidled as a pack

toward the open door

to free Sir Skunk out back

When we pulled her dress up

Millie fainted on the floor

The rest, it all is history

me n Millie slunk on home

and if Mill ever went to church again

it wan't known... to me

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