"PRIVATE BONZO!!!!! GET WITH THE FUCKIN' PROGRAMME!!! GET OFFA YO' LAZY ASS. THIS AIN'T NO TIME FOR SLEEPING ON THE JOB!! WE GOT RAGHEAD GODLESS COMMIE FAGGOTS TO KILL!! DO YOUR GODDAMN DUTY SOLDIER!!

Captain! It's President-elect Obama on the line!

Say what?

Obama sir. He wants to talk to you direct.

Don't bullshit me soldier. We have a situation here. We got men down and I'm about to call in an airstrike!

Honestly sir.

Gimme the goddamm phone...hello...yes....yes indeed Mr President-elect, it is a tad hairy right now but...what? You promised your kids a puppy when they move into the White House? I..eh..don't see the...Oh, I see now.You want THAT puppy! I..eh..don't know if Bonzo would be very good with your daughters sir. He might look like he sleeps a lot but when he wakes he is a highly trained killing machine sir.