Reminds me of a joke...
These two had just gotten married and being the fine upstanding church goin' folks they were, they'd never had sex or even seen one another naked before this night.
As they hit the hotel room with thoughts of wild sex on their minds they started to disrobe. Then they started getting nervous..the woman said to her new mate.."Honey..I have a confession to make"
"What would that be, my dearest?" he said
"Wellllll..you know how you've always admired what I have on top?"
"Yes" he said
"Sometimes things aren't quite as they appear" she said" I've been kind of exagerating through padding all this time"
He smiles and says..."It's ok my sweet...as long as we love one another, that really don't matter"
She sighed in relief and continued to disrobe confidently now.
The new husband started to drop his drawers then stopped saying.."I too, have a confession, dearest"
"And what would that be" she said
"Welllll...you know that thing..down there?...ummm..it's kinda like a baby" he said
Smiling but somewhat disappointed she says.."It's ok, sweetie pie...as long as we love one another, that really don't matter"
He drops his pants and his new bride passes out
Soon, she is coming to with her husband fanning her he says..."What happened Sugar plum?"
She said.."I thougth you said it was like a baby down there"
To which he replied..."Yeah,...9 pounds, four ounces"
But back to the question...yes, I have encountered the foul smelling coochie and said clean that thang up before I even think about goin there. I mean..the old biker thang of "If it smells like cologne, leave it alone..if it smells like tuna, eat it" is ok but damn...that smelled like rotten tuna. Never did give that a shot..probably a good thing..don't want no coochie critters.
If things weren't as I thought they would be otherwise...unless she had a dick ..I'd just go for it anyway..no BIGgie.