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From: MSN NicknameLoveliestSeekingLynnie  (Original Message)Sent: 1/14/2008 8:14 AM
It's been pretty laid back around here ever since our Risque Board coordinator Miss Suzy Thang has taken her leave of abscence. I sort of miss the lady and wonder what question she would've posed here by now. So I guess I'll take a shot at it and hopefully she'll come out and approve of it, or tell me to back off and let her take her job back over and handle this board like it should.

Have you ever had a one nite stand w/someone and after undressing them caught a foul odor or their body parts weren't all they seemed like in their clothing? WHat did you do?


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From: MSN NicknameGrizzerbearSent: 1/14/2008 8:43 AM
 Reminds me of a joke...
 
 These two had just gotten married and being the fine upstanding church goin' folks they were, they'd never had sex or even seen one another naked before this night.
 As they hit the hotel room with thoughts of wild sex on their minds they started to disrobe. Then they started getting nervous..the woman said to her new mate.."Honey..I have a confession to make"
 "What would that be, my dearest?" he said
 "Wellllll..you know how you've always admired what I have on top?"
 "Yes" he said
 "Sometimes things aren't quite as they appear" she said" I've been kind of exagerating through padding all this time"
 He smiles and says..."It's ok my sweet...as long as we love one another, that really don't matter"
 She sighed in relief and continued to disrobe confidently now.
 The new husband started to drop his drawers then stopped saying.."I too, have a confession, dearest"
 "And what would that be" she said
 "Welllll...you know that thing..down there?...ummm..it's kinda like a baby" he said
 Smiling but somewhat disappointed she says.."It's ok, sweetie pie...as long as we love one another, that really don't matter"
 
 He drops his pants and his new bride passes out
 
 Soon, she is coming to with her husband fanning her he says..."What happened Sugar plum?"
 
 She said.."I thougth you said it was like a baby down there"
 
 To which he replied..."Yeah,...9 pounds, four ounces"
 
 
 But back to the question...yes, I have encountered the foul smelling coochie and said clean that thang up before I even think about goin there. I mean..the old biker thang of "If it smells like cologne, leave it alone..if it smells like tuna, eat it" is ok but damn...that smelled like rotten tuna. Never did give that a shot..probably a good thing..don't want no coochie critters.
 
 If things weren't as I thought they would be otherwise...unless she had a dick ..I'd just go for it anyway..no BIGgie.
 
 

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From: peejaySent: 1/14/2008 2:46 PM
I'll tell you right up front I look better in clothes than I do nakiid!
 
even better in the dark?
 
LOL
 
Can't say I've ever encountered that particular problem Ms Risque Board Lynnie

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From: MSN NicknameŠourdoughSent: 1/14/2008 4:17 PM
I'd rather form my own impression ...
 
I did know one girl in my youth that looked great but had a very foul smell in that one place that I would have wanted her to be sweet. Just couldn't go there....

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From: MSN NicknameJust_Jess_tooSent: 1/14/2008 6:59 PM
ive never had any complaints naked or otherwise...however...i did have to make someone shower before it could go any further ...foul odors turn me off like a light...uuuchhkkkk
 
 
                             JJ

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From: sarasaintukSent: 1/14/2008 11:30 PM
I read somewhere that what food you eat affects how your fanny smells and tastes

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From: MSN NicknameẄỉtçђ�?-©Sent: 1/15/2008 3:52 AM
no, cant say i've ever had
a foul smell
 
always showered and shaved
clean and sparkly waiting for
action
alas, waiting is such a waste of
time
eh?
 
 

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From: MSN NicknameLoveliestSeekingLynnieSent: 1/15/2008 5:27 AM
I had this once a month fling w/the same man for about 8yrs throughout my relationships and stopped seeing him when I became engaged to Rob. His name is Mike and he is oh so beautiful in the manly sense of the word. Nice muscles, a little stomach,but nice muscles over it, broad chest, pretty hazel-colored eyes, nice straight white teeth and that sexy bald head. Mmmm so anyway.... we always contacted eachother once a month to meet at a spot and have some fun. Well this one time we were about to engage in a "jam" session and I went down on him to give him massive head and it hit me!! He reeked of a wet damp cloth dipped in clorox! It was disgusting. I almost wanted to vomit. I didn't back up slowly, but jumped back instead. He sat up and asked what was wrong. I told him straight up, man you stink! He turned beet red and then began laughing from embarrament. I started rolling w/him too, but I still had the smell in my nose. He said he had taken a shower earlier, but ran around all day and rinsed off w/what must have been a dirty rag and that's why he "stunk" lol He never had a smell to him so I let him slide. He never stunk like this again.

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From: MSN Nickname_PenylaneSent: 1/15/2008 7:24 AM
Does it have to be a one-night stand?  I've kicked the pguy out of bed a few times...get a whiff of those underarms when he's out of deodorant (why the heck didn't ya tell me when I was going to the store DUH).
 
It's the most ever-so-gross smell ........ew to high heaven.  I refuse to let him even touch me with those stinky armpits attached to his beautiful bod (and yes, he IS the most wonderful lover ever, even after all these years.................sigh.........yes.)
 
BUT NOT STINKY ARMPITS EVER!   That's just.....nasty!   lol!
 
What's with the bleach story?  That's really strange one!   At least it was........*sanitized*!

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From: MSN NicknameRockinRobin-APSent: 4/26/2008 1:44 AM
And here again is Peny. A`lovely spirit haunting these boards.

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From: MSN NicknameLoveliestSeekingLynnieSent: 4/26/2008 4:08 AM
Ohhh yeah this is true mama. This is true. I almost feel proud of the fact it was a board i  began and she loved poking at.

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From: MSN Nicknamecbchopsticks1Sent: 4/26/2008 6:21 AM
i hate it when someone breaths on me!!!!  i just want to barf if i smell their breath.

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