Ok...DM was looking thru the Kmart ad thingy and saw Christmas stuff was 75% off.  He is Jewish so I wondered why he was excited about this.  He hurries me up and we get in the car and drive to Kmart.  He heads straight to the Christmas clearance aisle while I go to the bathroom. 

  The Kmart bathroom is a 2-seater.  That means in my speak it has two stalls.  Someone was in one stall so I wisely chose the other one.  I go about my bidness, then notice there is not even a square of tissue to be seen.  Oh man what a dilemma.  With the Seinfeld episode flashing thru my mind, I begin rummaging thru my purse knowing, hoping,  praying there would be some sort of tissue-type product in there I could use.  Nothing. Even a gum wrapper would be useful in these battle conditions.  Still with Seifeld going thru my mind, I thought to try to "drip dry" while gathering the courage to ask the lady in the stall next to me for a few squares of hers.

   As I sat there silently praying for a paper miracle, the lady next door finished hr bidness.  She washed her hands while I then plotted to run into the newly vacated stall to get some paper from there when she left the room.  Hurry and leave was what I was thinking. 

  Suddenly she knocks on my door and very sweetly says :" Miss, I noticed no paper in that stall could I get you some?"  In a disguised voice in case I knew her I said yes please, that would be wonderful.  She grabs a huge handfull and sticks it under he dor for me to grab.  I grabbed while thanking her.  Then she left.  As I left the restroom, I looked at all the ladies there and wondered who was my paper angel.

   DM?  Well he saw a Christmas lawn ornament that was not the typical deer, moose or polar bear.  He wanted the Christmas Jimmy Giraffe that lights up since giraffes are his fav animal..But that is a story for another day...B.