Commando Reggie: The Series
Tonight's Episode: Time To Get Up
Tornado/slew:" Sigh. It is that time of year again. Man I wish we did not have to put flea protection on the furries but if I must, then I must. Ok Squiggly, you are first big girl. There good girl and here is your cookie. Rusty? Wanna get protected? Yes good boy and here is your cookie. Ok...."
Half an hour later and three doggies and five kitties later, Tornado is ready to do Commando Reggie next.
Tornado/slew:" Reggie....where are you pumpkin? Mommy wants to protect you."
Commando Reggie:" Harumpfh. Protect me, my tail. She wants to put that power inhibitor on me to gain all the control. Well she will have a hard time on her hands."
Tornado/slew:" Oh there you are my apple dumpling. Come on let's get this over with. Reggie. Reggie! Where are you going? Get back in here."
Tornado chases Commando Reggie down the hall. Commando Reggie runs into the bedroom and dives under the bed. As Tornado/slew flips up the dust ruffle to see if Reggie is there, Commando Reggie runs out from under the bed on the other side and slinks past Tornado and runs out the door.
Commando Reggie:" Tee Hee. She needs to get up pretty early in the morning to best me and I have been up since 3:00."
Tornado realizes she was tricked. She notices Bugsy and Dewskie leaving the other bedroom as fast as they can. Aha, now Tornado knows where to look. She goes into the guest room and sees the drapes moving. Tornado edges close to the drapes just knowing Reggie is hiding behind them.
Tornado:" AHA!! Huh??"
Commando Reggie has timed it purrfectly. She sneaks toward the living room to hide.
Commando Reggie:" Oh man, she will never catch me and put that power inhibitor on me. Never!!! You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to best me. Bwaaa hahaha."
Tornado/slew walks down the hallway once again. She sees Ronnie, Autumn and Caterina headed out of the living room at a fast clip while looking over their shoulders. Tornado nods her head and knows where to look for Reggie.
Tornado sees the book she had on top of the tv has been moved. She heads toward the tv to peer behind it.
Tornado/slew:" Ok Reggie. I know where you are at now. Let's get this over with. Sigh, I did 3 dogs and five kats in half an hour with no problem. You are turning this into an all day affair. Now come on out of there."
Commando Reggie:" Ok but only if I get to sit on top of the tv while we do this."
Tornado:" Of course darling. You are such a sweetie. Ok now stand still. Im opening the packet of stuff."
Commando Reggie:" snicker, giggle, tee hee."
Tornado:" Ok I have to put this in just the right spot. Here we go."
In another purrfectly timed move, Commando Reggie springs into action! Making a most impressive back flip with a dab of triple axle action, she knocks the packet in Tornado's hand causing Slew to squeeze it unintentionally and squirting it down the front of her favorite Mount Baker tee shirt with a drop or two getting near the Tornado's mouth. Tornado runs into the bathroom to try to get this stuff off her face, hands and t-shirt. Commando Reggie follows her into the bathroom, sits on the countertop.
Commando Reggie:"Tee Hee. Now let's see. You got up when? 7:00?? Tee Hee...TEE HEEEE, HAHAHA...BWWAAAAHAHA!"
Will Commando Reggie ever get flea protection? Will Tornado just have to live with the parasites? Will the Mount Baker tee be saved? Will Tornado set her alarm clock earlier now? These questions and more might be answered in next week's episode of.......COMMANDO REGGIE!!!!!!
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What a smart kitty. 
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