I received a letter today postmarked Kalahari.  Here is what it says:

 

Dear Hooman,

    Mad Max and myself are enjoying our vacation.  Max has a great time carrying our gear everywhere and fanning the bugs from me.  As a special treat he got to watch me eat at the Frisky Feast.  We went foraging with some rovers the other day and I let Max play with the scorpion stinger.  He bagan crying and holding his hand and we laughed at him.  Oh good times there.  I wanted to drop you a few lines to know we are ok.  And oh yea, watch your back hooman.  Because anyday now I will be home and the fun will begin again.  BWAAAHHA!!! 

                                 Love from,

                                     Commando Reggie

 

PS-  I will be appearing in a role play sometime in the future. 

                               Regards...CR