The scene re-opens in the same area as before. The crowd is watching in delight at clips from the Seifer vs. Ryan Cain - W2K WrestlePalooza 2006 match. Now we’re at the very end of it as we’ve come back just in time for Ryan to witness this second hand. The cameras zoom into the big screen.
Seifer stays right on him as he Irish whips him across the ring and as Ryan comes back he lifts him up and turns, slamming him down hard to the mat with a huge spinebuster.
Trunks: Here it comes again!
Seifer quickly wraps the legs with Ryan down and looks out at the crowd as he makes the cutthroat sign across his own throat with his thumb, taunting them as he turns Ryan over and locks in the Immortal Deathlock.
We flash to the very end now.
…feeding off the crowd he begins to make his way towards the ropes by the entrance but as he gets closer Seifer pulls him away again as he turns and makes for the ropes to the left, going at them he gets inches from them but YET AGAIN Seifer pulls him away, this time arching his back even more and yelling, yelling as he continues to add pressure. Cain tries to reach forward again and then pumps his fist up, as if he was squeezing something and shakes it before finally he slams it against the mat.
Joey: Damnit.
Trunks: He did it! Haha, I told you!!
The bell rings as Seifer keeps the hold in for a moment longer before finally breaking it and falling forward towards the mat as “Rumble Young Man Rumble�?blares throughout the arena.
“Your winner via submission�?Seifer!�?/EM>
“That’s what’s up.�?/FONT>
We see Seifer returning, still wearing that suit only it looks as if he’s wearing something underneath, the screen goes blank.
“So riddle me this, Nation. Why would I be bitter about a loss nearly two and a half years ago in a match where we both spent the majority of our promos towards the Battle Royale rather than our one on one�?when a little more than a year later we faced off at W2K’s grandest stage of them all and I forced Ryan to give up?�?/FONT>
He throws his hands up.
“I mean come on! Sounds to me like SOMEONE can’t get over a loss. JUST MAN UP YOU PUSSY RYAN! God, we know you’re pathetic and can’t take any pain but I wasn’t applying the submission THAT hard, so I KNOW that you remember Ryan. Since you’re all about the underdog stuff people loved that you were struggling and fighting for so long. I give you props for fighting as long as you did and the clips don’t do you justice but at the end of the night, you still tapped out.�?/FONT>
The crowd chants, or questions�?“WHAT?!�?/FONT>
“You�?tapped�?out. I mean Sparrow and I are split as well and my victory came through that same submission but he remembered it. He’s man enough to admit that I also had a victory over him. He may have been under the weather but he isn‘t trying to deny it happened. You? You go on about how I never beat you.�?/FONT>
Seifer rolls his eyes.
“So since I know you didn’t get amnesia it must be something else. You’re the one who’s bitter, aren’t you Cain? You tried so hard to put the match out of your thoughts, tried to pretend that it never happened. Tried to pretend that when W2K had problems and a lot of shit went down that involved archives being erased that millions around the world didn’t see WrestlePalooza air and didn’t see me making you tap after CARRYING you through a feud. Unfortunately for you, it DID happen. You just upset that I put you in it again after the match and drove home my point. So in the past year and a half you’ve probably been cutting yourself over that very match, you emo kid. Trying to devise a way to make so it never happened. Then you decided you would do just that. Ignore it happened. Turn it on your side and try to make it seem like I’m bitter about my loss when the truth is, you’re bitter about yours.�?/FONT>
“It’s true Ryan and you know it. That’s why you won’t admit you lost to me. Grow the fuck up and be a man for once in your life. Then again, I shouldn’t be so mean, you ARE trying to be a man and not be looked upon as a comedic relief midcarder who can occasionally Main Event and can put on classic matches. That’s why you’re so keen on going for the FWA World Championship again, isn’t it? After all, you couldn’t win it on your own the first time and now you got something to prove.�?/FONT>
He winks, he knew that’d sting.
“Don’t come crying about why that happened, you as soon to be champ should have put your foot down. But seeing as you never reached the promised land in your glorious W2K career, I guess you were just high on victory and had no idea what the hell you were supposed to do. So tell me Ryan�?does it sting?�?/FONT>
Seifer now steps out from the podium and begins to unbutton his suit jacket. When he pushes the two sides apart, on his waist is the W2K Championship. The currently inactive W2K Championship, but the title nonetheless.
“So does that sting? Yeah you can boast about how you brought the US title to the status of the W2K Championship at one time. Guess what? Jacob Mitchell brought the Impact title to that same status only difference is he also made it to the promised land and WON the W2K Championship. That’s got to suck huh, the man who Prodigal Dropped you when you were named Franchise of W2K and then your buddy Cross named Jake The Unofficial Franchise of W2K. Cause in his shorter time there he made more of an impact then you did. That’s why we’re the Kings of MSN. Cause we war buddies stick with each other through thick and thin - bet that makes your blood boil, don’t it?�?/FONT>
He grins.
“But I realize you and Cross are still tight so out of respect to him, I’m not going to drop his name anymore to get at you. Instead I’ll talk about me, that’s always a good subject, right?�?/FONT>
The crowd chants, “HELL YEAH!�?/FONT>
“Thought so. You can lie to the people all you want about how it’s not all about titles, but really, its what’s most important. If it wasn’t you’d be fighting WRM instead of being in the tournament. Me personally, I enjoy both. I love putting on classic matches with people and stealing the show, but I also love capturing the World Championship and building the prestige of said titles. It’s not about padding any accolades, it’s just about the love of carrying around those fifteen pounds of gold and leather that I enjoy so much. I don’t need a title to prove I’m The Man, but I sure do love having it.�?/FONT>
He winks.
“Which is why it’s awesome that no matter how hard you tried, you never could reach the pinnacle there. I stopped you of your dream TWICE in the Anarchy Rumble. I beat you at Palooza and went on to make history and co win the W2K Championship. Rumor has it Cross was pushing for you to get a title shot alongside CM about a year ago but instead you faced DVD and NED. Sure, you won, but CM won the title from Kash that night. Months later, I win the W2K title from him a SECOND time. Normally I don’t go off and talk about past accomplishments, but this is different because I’ve done something Cain never could do and though he’ll say it didn’t matter - we know it did.�?/FONT>
“Though again, that’s W2K, this is FWA. I just wanted to let the people watching know that Ryan Cain has no idea what he’s talking about. It’s kind of sad that a man who is trying to win the FWA Championship again and have a real reign this time would go out and make such obvious mistakes even ten year old wrestling fans laugh at.�?/FONT>
The cameras pan to see a group of ten year old wrestling fans from Defiance Middle School decked out in wrestling gear ranging from Seifer to Georgia James to Seifer to Mr. Scarie to Seifer to Hope Cassidy to Seifer to Superstar Joe to Seifer again. The kids are all laughing at Ryan Cain for his stupidity.
“Damn, that Seifer guy must be pretty popular or something.�?/FONT>
Seifer flashes a trillion dollar smile as women begin to throw their panties up on stage. Seifer smirks and then glances back at the big screen and holds up his hands as he turns to face the ground again.
“Ladies please!�?/FONT>
Now they begin to throw bras at him.
“Come on now! Contain yourselves!!�?/FONT>
A few of them swoon, others are escorted out by security as Seifer shakes his head and continues by brushing off his shoulder.
“I still got it! Anyways. Cain you talk about how it irks you how some people hold grudges until the end of time and all that nonsense. But hey, on a long enough timeline�?I guess eventually you’ll get over your grudge? Maybe, maybe not. Probably not because at the end of the day no matter how you try and spin it, you were bested on the biggest stage of them all and now as we’ve all clearly seen you aren’t even man enough to admit you got beat by the better man that night. Ladies and Gentlemen, that’s your ‘Franchise�?for ya! GIVE HIM A BIG OL�?ROUND OF APPLAUSE!�?/FONT>
Oddly enough, the crowd begins to cheer like Seifer just won a title or something. It’s insane.
“I was kind of kidding guys.�?/FONT>
They don’t care as a “SEIFER�?/EM> chant breaks out. Seifer throws his arms out to the side and laughs as they chant his name.
“That’s seiftastic! Moving on now. So I guess your statement about me being a bust every time you’re around is pretty much null and void, huh?�?He winks, “Go ahead and try to come back at me Ryan in your childish little ways kid, but when push comes to shove, I spit the truth and there’s nothing you can do or say that’ll prevent me from burning you every chance I get.�?/FONT>
Seifer buttons back his jacket it, re-covering the title since it’s no longer important to the promo and he was getting cold anyways.
“Now that I’m done giving Cain the attention he’s been begging of me, let me move on to his partner - The Birdman. We’ve got a lot of history, don’t we Sparrow? From our couple of battles to us holding down our respective stables in a stable war. Though I’m not going to talk about that, instead I’ll talk about how you’re mad. Yeah Sparrow, you’re mad.�?/FONT>
MAD.
“Mad that you can’t get the real match you want with GJ! Well I’ll tell you what. Since we’ve kind of been hanging out recently backstage like when I fired you up to go kick Adam “I don’t watch the shows�?Smith’s ass�?if you make me a sandwich after the match I’ll point you in the direction of the Pie Eating Contest I had with Georgia. That got HUGE ratings.�?/FONT>
He winks.
“Then again if you want to just beat on Cain a little bit while we laugh it up, well, I’d be willing to show you the tape of the little sex show her and I put on. Lemmie tell ya, she was looking damned sexy. Almost as good as she looks away from the cameras, but that’s something you’re just not gonna find out.�?/FONT>
He shakes his head.
“I’M SORRY!�?/FONT>
Seifer laughs, “Onto a more serious note, it’ll be good to finally step back into the ring with you. I know you were under the weather that’s why I’m not some punk who holds that victory as if it was some grand accomplishment like Cain does. I know I can beat the best of the best and you’re one of ‘em. So whatever Alex was thinking when he okay’d this match�?is brilliant cause the four of us are some of the best around. As much as I hate on your partner, he’s got talent and it’s all going to come out in that ring. You guys just remember, while the two of you and my partner are looking like Messican jumping beans flying from turnbuckle to turnbuckle, I’ll be there and waiting to ground you.�?/FONT>
“LIKE A HURRICANE SEIF!�?A fan yells.
“Exactly like a hurricane. All flights are canceled, so you best be ready for me. You two ought to discuss the plans and begin the scheming for world domination�?I mean, for the match! Or else you’re not going to stand a chance at beating Georgia and I.�?/FONT>
He turns around but then looks back at the crowd with a sly smirk.
“What? Did you think it was over?! EHH EHH! I know that being graced with my presence is more than enough, especially for the ladies, but what about the guys?! Or fans in general who just crave the presence of a goddess?! Well then, without further adieu…�?/FONT>
He turns to point to behind the big screen where he had come out earlier. When he does and as the crowd waits in anticipation Seifer looks into the camera and whispers.
“By the way Sparrow, we need to discuss those scheming plans for world domination sometime.�?/FONT> MUAHAHAHAHA he lets out a Dr. Evil laughter for a moment before returning his focus back on the stage.
FAAAAAAAADE!
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