| The following promotion.. Has been paid for by the new World slaughter . . . Static.. Static.. Days of old when you saw this you knew that whatever federation you were in was about to be permanently shut down within a weeks time and your biggest stars would be subject to verbal humiliation mixed in with some hardcore f'n chair's, steel chains, kendo sticks, barbed wire chairs, and of course a noose or two, or five. You're lucky. Lucky because everyone has been smart, they've kept their mouths shut and haven't spoken ill of the elite. So on this rare occasion of an 'apperance' you aren't going to see any maiming or verbal shreading. No, instead the boys are going to take a little trip down memory lane. They've got one person to thank for that, but they won't be thanking him, they'll be too busy laughing and remembering how they laughed at a group of roided freaks that had a problem with their manhood's. Or at least, that's how they always saw it. And if there is only one thing you ever take from wrestling it should be this: the nWs always wins, therefore, they are always right. The hardcore f'n mansion, England. What a god damn beautiful sight to witness. It's even better when you're one of the ones who has a key to it and can actually go inside instead of staring from the outside looking in and gawking like a freaking tourist seeing Tower Bridge for the first time and confused as fuck since you thought that it was the London Bridge that was the landmark. Well shut your jaw peon, you're a moron. So we head inside the estate of The One and venture into the lounge area where Mace has a fully stacked bar and a pretty hot naked blonde bartender behind it reading to serve, and service, whenever his guests wanted something. Omen is sitting in one of the leather armchairs near the TV and seems to be staring at Mace's bartender. "The One" Mace // If you want to fuck her, just fuck her. "The Plague" Omen // I know I've seen her before, I just can't place where! "The One" Mace // Think of one of the last times you jacked off. Omen thinks. "The Plague" Omen // Well I was using my Cumtacular lotion, and OH YEAH! Savanah Gold. Yes, Mace hires pornstars to play bartender, it's a fun being Mace. Into the room walks the other two rebels, each carrying a mini keg of Heineken. Now you're probably wondering wtf they're doing in Mace's mansion. Omen we remember from last time was staying with Mace and training people, but Switch and Seifer? Well the last thing we heard of the enigmatic Kill Switch was that he was off in Micronesia conducting some tests. He was trying to figure out how many Micronesians he could hang before he had to have another beer. Word is he got to four, but he started drinking when the fourth guy was still twitching so that's like 3.75. ANYWAYS, he was all up for a little vacation with the boys. Seifer on the other hand was ruling the world n' stuff, proving how seiftastic he is everyday. "The One" Mace // You know I've got a full bar, right? "The Enigma" Kill Switch // Well these were free. "The Immortal" Seifer // Yeah, that place down the street were just handing them out! "God of War" Mace // You stole them, didn't you? Seifer and Switch share a glance. "The Immortal" Seifer // He was yelling in a different language and looked pretty angry, maybe they weren't free after all. "The Enigma" Kill Switch // Hmm, come to think of it he kind of sounded like you Mace. "God of War" Mace // He was speaking English assholes. They take a seat and crack open the kegs, drinking straight from them. "The South Beach Killa" Seifer // We speak American. "The Enigma" Kill Switch // Speak for yourself I speak Hawaiian. Up on the TV we see a very iicX like commercial. Pineapple Express: KILL SWITCH CAMEOS, SEE IT OR HE'LL HANG YOU! [Paid for by the nWs] "The Reaper" Kill Switch // ...Die. No one dies but the men do converse some, that is until their attention immediately turns to the TV during one of Xtreme 3:16's promotions. Which is weird that Mace's TV is even getting iicX promos considering he's in England and not even in iicX. For that matter neither is Switch, or Seifer. Omen was but... "The Plague" Omen // I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT OKAY?! So despite the fact that none of the four have any idea how this even got on the TV, they watch. Not because they cared either, they'd probably rather be in Rome, burning it down again. No they're watching it for another reason, something that was said caught their attention, let's say it was like turning on a portal that they would all get sucked into and end up in the past. They were going to be tripping out very soon on some pretty awesome nostalgia. "God of War" Mace // Did he just say the... "The South Beach Killa" Seifer // Yep. Cue laughter, lots and lots of laughter. So much laughter it pops Ms. Gold's tits, she runs off crying. Good, hoes don't needa be in the presense of the nWs anyways! "The Talented Prick" Omen // BRIAN "ELECTRIC AVENUE" BLADE AND THE LPG! THE LIMP DICK GANG! AHAHAHAHAsfjbu2e4t Dgvb afbae hrbaerhbaethtar q5YQ35 YO q35yh 5yQ%$^UY$YH
hth5 q954thu 465jhq45uh WRGH WRHTHETJH46U 6JW 56YJW57YJN4 RTH56 7UJ Y5JNYHMW5KUY "The Reaper" Kill Switch // PH33R THE LIMP DICKS! "Wrestling Cancer" Mace // Don't forget Scotty "doesn't know" Blade! "The Reaper" Kill Switch // Hanging from the titantron - BAIZEM! "The Dark Knight" Seifer // And the best one of them all... "The Talented Prick" Omen // gegewGkngfv NGI24NT4((&$ MR. INTENSITY!!!!! "The Dark Knight" Seifer // RAAAAAAAA! They laugh some more, those guys were a trip! Who woulda thought that nine simple words would have caused all this fun? "The Talented Prick" Omen // Whoa, I just realized you were using 'The Dark Knight' nickname. Lawsuit? "Kill The Seif_Man" Seifer // Gat damn right lawsuit, I USED THIS MONIKER FOUR AND A HALF DAMN YEARS AGO! I'm getting 54 and 3 quarters percent of all profits. "Wrestling Cancer" Mace // YOU'RE ALREADY A MULTI BILLIONAIRE LIKE ME! "The Excellence of Arrogance" Seifer // SO?! "Certified Career Killer" Kill Switch // SEW BUTTONS. "Wrestling Cancer" Mace // I'm going to get some margarita's from the freezer. He leaves but Omen begins to freak out... FREAK OUT MAN! "Raider of the Black Hole" Omen // WAIT! DON'T GO IN THERE! Mace "Almighty" // Why... wait, I swear to Allah Omen if you put Ti - SWOOSH! "Speedy" Omen // Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba! Yii-hah! Omen goes flying past Mace and into the kitchen, taking out a very, very cold Tito. "Hell" Mace // I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IF YOU FROZE MY DOG AGAIN!!! Kill "SwITcH" // He's [mad4]. "The Beat Novacain" Seifer // That's got to be an all time record for freezing the same dog. Omen jumps back in the room as Mace storms in after him. Omen tosses Mace the dog who's cold as hell and plops down on the couch like nothing happened. Omen "Crush" Jones // Sup guys? "Adolf Mace Stalin" // I hate you sometimes. "The Don of the Gunshine" Seifer // So what now? "The Murderous Joker" Kill Switch // Let's go put permanent smiles on people's faces. "The" Omen // Or... They all ponder what the or could possibly be. DO YOU KNOW? If you don't then clearly you're one of those new school fucks we don't give a damn about since you're only a fan of the nWs because of what you heard, not what you experienced. Which means you're a fake and do you know what the nWs does to fakes when they get pissed off and/or feel the need to kill some infidels? They slaughter 'em, straight up. So did you get it now?! "The nWs" // Midget rodeo it is! Static.. Static.. | 
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