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Dear Committee,
It would appear that our ‘beloved�?Chairman has once again decided to try and test the bounds of his immortality. I believe that it is only a matter of time before one of his missions turns out to be a complete failure. Beyond that I feel that it will be an embarrassment to us and no doubt lead to further disappointments in the future, thus hampering our progress. I’m fine with the Chairman doing what he pleases, but not when what we’re trying to do here is being put in constant jeopardy. I have taken matters into my own hands and conducted a meeting with several agents to warn them of the matter. I do hope you take my concerns into consideration.
Agent South pockets her phone and looks down at her watch, checking the time. She sighs, knowing that she didn’t have very much of it as he would be taking off in just under an hour. Just her luck, she happens to be the closest one. She gets in her range rover and speeds off and out of the hotel she was staying at. Almost an hour later South comes onto what looks like the final road after having done quite a bit of cursing at the idiot drivers that kept getting in her way. However she soon would see another road block, literally, as there were worker trucks and cones all set up for the repair of the road. She comes to a stop and looks out at the line of traffic on the other side being motioned this way. “I don’t have time for this.�?/FONT> Not wasting another second she put it in four wheel drive and turns off the road, onto the grassland dunes and drives past the construction while hearing people yelling in her direction that she can’t do that. “Fuck off!�?She yells back and continues on her way, coming back onto the road on the other side as up in the distance she sees a small plane going up in the air. “Dammit!�?/FONT> * * * Clouds, air, and sunshine. “I really don’t think this a good idea Seifer.�?/FONT> The inside of a small plane sits three men; two of which are dressed for sky diving, the third is just making sure their gear and everything is all on properly. The worker is making sure the man who just spoke has his parachute on properly while he fiddles with the video camera that’s strapped onto his forearm and hand. The worker tightens it down and looks over at Seifer who was taking off his helmet. “Are you SURE you want to do this? Your friend’s right, it isn’t a good idea. You signed a waiver too, which means if anything happens we’re not liable.�?/FONT> Seifer looks over at the two and grins, tossing the helmet over the heads towards the back of the plane. The guy shrugs and passes by them, going over to speak to the pilot to get the ready order on when he can open the door. In the meantime Seifer’s friend gets in his ready position next to Seifer, making sure the camera was recording. “So since your dumbass is dead set on doing this let’s go over it one more time.�?/FONT> Seifer shrugs, his eyes flared with excitement. “You’re jumping out.�?/FONT> Nod. “Then I’m throwing your parachute out.�?/FONT> Nod again. “Then I’m jumping out and recording it all. Next time I’m just giving you my right hook and leave recording to the chumps.�?/FONT> Seifer puts his hand over his buddies back and flashes a smile that looked as if he’d finally gone off the edge of sanity. “You’ve got to be the craziest mother fucker I know.�?/FONT> There really isn’t anymore time to think or convince Seifer otherwise as he’s had this planned since before they came up in the plane anyways. The guy opens up the door of the plane and holds on; he’s got to yell as now the plane rocks back and forth from the turbulence. “GOOD TO GO!�?/FONT> Seifer looks over at Lyle and shakes his head and takes the plunge. “ARRIBA DERCHI!!!�?/FONT> Seifer’s body immediately disappears underneath the plane and hundreds of feet below in a matter of seconds as Lyle still shakes his head, throws out the parachute and then jumps out himself. “Here we GOOOOOOOOO!!!�?/FONT> The camera view takes a wild turn, or multiple turns as Lyle is spinning around in the air trying to gain some sort of balance while falling through the sky. Way below we see two items, one is much smaller and looks to be the parachute while the other is Seifer, whose doing all sorts of crazy flips and spins in the air and also yelling like a hyena. “WHALAHOOOOOOOOO!!�?/FONT> The men continue to fall as clouds and birds go zipping by them on their way down. The view is of course gorgeous as we can see traces of mountain that look so large and then the vast desert and grasslands that seem to be getting closer and closer. Down a couple hundred feet is Seifer in a superman flying stance as he’s trying to get to his parachute as he’s managed to level himself out so that they’re on the same horizontal line in the air. He’s getting closer to it when his phone vibrates and he looks at it and sees he’s got a new text message. From: Becca Wipwreck
Message: PWT? Seifer grins as it seems he’s forgotten about the parachute for a moment and texts back�?/FONT> Message: YE
S That last one slips out as a gush of wind had come towards him, sending the parachute right in his face and knocking the phone out, as well as him upside down. “RAAAA!�?/FONT> Now he’s upright again and sees two items sailing through the air, one is his cell phone and the other is the parachute and that ground is getting eerily close. “YOU BETTER GET THAT THING ASSHOLE!�?yells Merrick from above. “YEEEHAAW!�?/FONT> Seifer soars through the air and grab the cellphone as it was much closer, he sends the message and pockets the phone, now shifting his attention towards the parachute. The ground is now really close as all of a sudden Seifer’s figure zooms waaaaay out as Lyle’s chute opens and his fall is halted to a slow drift down as he begins to zoom in. Seifer is closer enough and manages to grab the parachute just as he’s not even a thousand feet from the ground and goes to put it on but another gust of wind blows, this time much stronger and he loses the parachute for a moment, as the ground nears to five hundred feet. He grabs it again but makes the mistake of looking down and seeing the ground two hundred feet below him as he continues to fall. Unfortunately his natural instincts kick in and rather than trying to put it on and pull the cord with a sense of urgency, he instead braces for impact, letting go of the parachute and turning his body so he’s diving head first to the ground. As we’re hit one hundred and then fifty feet Seifer swings his body upwards as if he’s getting ready to land by running and we hit twenty feet and BAM!!!! Seifer lands! Only he’s in a four foot deep by about five feet wide and long ditch and he lies there, having landed unsuccessfully on his feet as his legs look to be crumpled underneath him. Lyle is sailing down at a slower pace above him still with the camera zoomed in all the way and fixated on him as Seifer breathes hard, he’s no doubt in a lot of pain, it’s a miracle he didn’t die! “Epic�?fail.�?/FONT> Lyle is still sailing down and now out of view until he turns around to catch everything that was happening. A black range rover pulls up near to where Seifer fell, hitting the brakes and sliding through the grassland sending dirt into the air. Out steps a woman wearing all black leather shorts, boots, and a short jacket to go with her black glasses. She’s dressed to kill and with a gun slung over her shoulder it looks as if she could do just that. Her dark hair slightly blows to the side as she walks over and taps something on top of her glasses, looking down into the hole where Seifer was lying. The view now shifts inside of those glasses where we see what looks like a computer readout, obviously they’re more than just your typical sunglasses! Target: Seifer.
Analyzing Injuries�?BR>*Analyzing*
*Analyzing*
Injury Report: Left foot broken, left shin shattered, left leg broken, right foot broken, right shin shattered, right leg broken, left kneecap split, tailbone broken, left wrist broken, spine slightly fragmented. Heart beat irregular.
Analysis Report: Critical Condition. Seek immediate attention. The chick bends down and looks at Seifer. “I just sent the report to the director, you’re in bad shape Seifer.�?/FONT> He doesn’t answer; breathing is hard enough as it is. Lyle had finally landed and took the parachute off as he races over to where the action or non action is happening. “Woah…�?/FONT> “He’s in terrible shape, may never be able to walk again. What the hell happened?�?/FONT> Lyle simply holds up his hands. “He wanted to do it; said even the worst that could happen wouldn’t really affect him.�?/FONT> “So pretty much laughing in the faces of those who mock it? Yeah, sounds like you Seif.�?/FONT> South grins and Merrick shrugs, “He’s never really cared what others thought, he just did his thing, and I’ve seen some crazy things Agent South.�?/FONT> She looks back over to Seifer now, “I take it you’re still going back to PWT?�?/FONT> He nods his head slightly as she looks at him and sighs. “No surprise there, he’s a wrestling machine, a true ironman!�?/FONT> “I’m calling in the air unit.�?She walks back over to her car and does her thing as Lyle kneels down, looking Seifer in the eye trying to read him. “You’re going to go and regain the Heavyweight title, aren’t you?�?/FONT> Another nod, but this time Seifer lifts up his right hand and holds up IV fingers. “Uh-oh.�?/FONT> He hits a button on the camera and everything goes black�?however we’re still recording. “Uh-oh is right.�?/FONT> | 
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