Realm of Immortality

I'll get atcha, my knife cuts ya skin
I'll get atcha, blow shots at ya man
I'll get atcha, Jacob don't pretend
I'll get atcha, I'll put that to an end

That shit is old, don't be screamin' we'll bring the war
Have you runnin' for ya life when I match ya boy
I get to wavin' that semi, like its legal
A lil nigga hurt his arm lettin' off that rifle
You know me, black on black escae, big ol' silv mag
I'll clap your monkey ass, get white on white crime
Big ol' chrome rims, gleem you know why I shine
C'mon man, you know how I shine

I'm in the hood, in the drop, no Teflon vinyl top
Got a hundred guns, a hundred clips, why I don't hear no shots
That ape nigga thought W2K was unknown
Our shit owns MSN, their shit is a dud
Dylan don't fuck with me if you wanna eat
Cause I'll do your lil ass like Jake did Vin Gunn

Yeah homie, in HWE, niggas like your vocals
But that's only in HWE, dawg your ass is local

First of all I’d like to commend you on your effort, Grape Ape? You’re getting verbally killed yet you have managed to surprise me and decided not to roll over and die? Though, it isn’t the smartest thing you could have done? Seifer was under the impression, or at least hoping that in your silence you weren’t running, you weren’t just training, but you were learning? You were preparing for your next promo so that you would have all your facts correct? It’s quite obvious however, that you have failed?

It’s bad enough that your camp has to resort to asking questions in a stupid manner like this? What did Power Trip suddenly return to the W2K? Because that was his style? And it was quite annoying? Actually it was very annoying? Can I stop this now? Oh hey, that was a real question. They are the best because they hang with the best, they’ve beaten the best, they’ve proven why they are who they say they are. They don’t have comfort zones and are ability to perform exceptionally well anywhere. Just because you guys can’t handle the name calling and insults doesn’t make them any less intelligent. It just means that it bothers you enough to mention it.

Now, allow me to once again correct The Agency on something they seem to keep bringing up. Go back and check Seifer’s promos, Jake’s promos, anyone else who is fighting a member of The Agency and tell me where we were bragging about our accomplishments. Show me this and I will give you a cookie.

Because we haven’t been bragging other than when Seifer threw a bone to the Strikwhores. Hey, another childish nickname, going to send me to the principal’s office, crybaby? Yeah, shut up. If anyone has been bragging, and looking at it no one really has, it’d have to be you guys. Sure you’re not bragging but you’re carrying around titles that mean nothing here. Since no one is bragging that’s the next best thing meaning it is you who are looking like the fools. But hey, your just here on borrow, helping out your leader Amy Valentine because she was dumped and spit on by Giant and she is unable to fight her own battles. Tis why she had her cronies help her against Rebecca, shame too because after that chokeslam it was all over. Dah well, as stated before, she’s just leading her sheep to the slaughter house.

“The Seifer Slaughter House™�?Seifer corrects. “Well Seifer and Mitchell Slaughter House. The Sons of Immortality Slaughter House. Slaughterings done by the Prodigal Son and The Immortal himself.�?/FONT>

Seifer winks as he leans back up against a concrete wall. It was evident that this was the outside of a building as there is parking lots off to the side and people around up in the distance. It was at a coliseum where a show was taking place pretty soon as Seifer glances down at his watch. He was wearing a pair of black nike shorts and a dark gray Everlast cut sleeve shit and just a pair of sandals. He wasn’t sweating though, looks as if he just changed but hadn’t started his workout, or whatever he was planning on doing.

“Now in not too long I’m going to be entering a training session but right now I have some time to burn and I couldn’t help but notice our Banana Ape Boy over there cut a promo. Damnit man, I bet you’re tired of hearing the childish insults aren’t you? Well get used to it because the more you mention it, the more we do it. Like a wise woman once said, “I only fuck with you because you let me.�?Said by none other than the woman you all want but will never have in Ms. Rancid. Basically put we do it because we know you guys will be little bitches and take the abuse, not standing up for yourselves. Though I don’t blame you, this isn’t even your war. Your fighting for some dumb broad that doesn’t even care about you or what happens to you, she could careless if you became a causality of war so long as what she wants to accomplish is successful. The only reason you’re doing isn’t because of loyalty to her, it’s one of two things.�?/FONT>

“The first would be that it’s an order, someone is telling you to come to W2K and fight their war, of course putting it in a nice way to make you believe that your fighting for a good cause and not just blindly listening to her. Since you like to try and ‘defy�?people or W2K at least, you may have even attempted to defy HWE and said no, and then you were probably threatened about your well being in the HWE. You knew that if you didn’t come that you could either lose your job or be forced to become an HWE bitch who jobs to the guys they want at top and become just another person who loses to the ‘top talent�?so they can think they’re good. We know you have a lot of those because your top guys are getting crushed with ease. It has nothing to do with our home turf; it has to do with the fact that you’re simply not as good as us. There’s no two ways about it, we’ll prove it to you on Sunday night. This isn’t arrogance because I’ve already assessed the situation and I have my facts straight, you don’t however. Still on that same one track thinking we’re all arrogant and you guys are humble yet you’re the one who is thinking we’ll be blinded by our own arrogance and not take us seriously. We’re already prepared for you.�?/FONT>

“Though if that wasn’t it then the second is indeed your loyalty. But not to Amy Valentine. Rather, to her citreous. It’s so obvious that if you’re not being forced to fight in this war then you are all pussy whipped. Which is awfully gross because rumor has it not only does she have aids and is transmitting HIV to the rest of you, but she along with Eva have maggots�?that’s just, excuse me while I hurl.�?/FONT>

Seifer sticks his head to the side and laughs as he takes a swig of a Glacier Freeze hurriade. Because the Gaytors are teh suX0r.

“Anyways so you guys fight for her because if you don’t you won’t get pussy and it’s not as if the selection over in HWE is very large in women so you know if you’re not getting pussy, you’re getting something else. And as much as we like to joke about it I doubt that everyone is as gay as the Striker brothers.�?/FONT>

He smirks and runs his hand through his hair.

“Jake was right, we do have a right to brag. But have we been bragging about our accomplishments? No. So far we’ve proven that we’re better than you, you want facts? The facts will come Sunday night when Jake and I escape from the gladiator cage and leave the two of you a bloody mess amidst the weapon carnage. There won’t be anyone to save you from us. Now as far as you being at The Alamo? Hmmm, nice touch though I was expecting you to come across the fact that we’d be fighting the invaders and though we tried, we failed. Instead you’re putting yourself amongst the defenders because of their courage. Implying that you guys have courage and your right, you are being courageous to stay here when you already know your fate is doomed. Hmmm, maybe you are trying to send out a message? Maybe you’re trying to imply that all you’re doing is trying to hold us off, stalling. Kind of what the Texans did which enabled Sam Houston to gather troops and supplies and proceed to win the battle at San Jacinto. See, I know my history as well. The thing is, as much as you want to make a metaphor, it’s not like that. We’re the ones protecting our house; we’re the ones that are slaughtering the invaders. Bring as many wrestlers as you want, you’ll never break down our walls. The W2K arena is like the City of Troy only we’re much smarter than the Trojans ever were, our walls will not be breeched. We out think you and therefore you wouldn’t even be able to trick us into achieving victory.�?/FONT>

Seifer stretches his arms out before bringing them back down to his side.

“You really ought to get your facts straight man. Though I wouldn’t expect you to know anyone in W2K or what we’ve done since you Agency fellas seem to follow the same pattern of not knowing who you’re fighting. I mean just because this isn’t your war doesn’t mean you should follow instructions half assed. At least show some pride in your work and come prepared. Now then�?our big three? It’s not my fault that your MSN History illiterate and don’t realize that W2K, PWT, and BUD are the top three federations on the circuit and have been for years. That you aren’t truly known unless you have succeeded in at least one of those places. But alas, we’re not here to talk about other companies.�?/FONT>

“Though I will say that I was never bragging about my nWs. I was merely making a point, telling you guys if you wanted to do an invasion right, you follow what we did because we were successful at them. As well as letting you know that I’m like the inside man because I know from person experience what it’s like to be the invading team. Not that I even have to use that knowledge because this is a piss poor attempt at an invasion anyways. Once again, get your facts straight and get off the ‘we brag about everything�?track and expand your horizons.�?/FONT>

Seifer sighs, this was getting quite tiresome having to explain everything out to the supposed ‘best�?the HWE has to offer.

“You guys can sure dream big, dreams about bringing us down. Well I’ll have you know that I enjoy shattering people’s dreams and I’ll do just the same to you guys. I’ll give it to you for keeping your calmness, but I know you’re impressed, it’s just that we’re making you out to be fucking fools that you just can’t admit it. You can fight as hard as you want but it’ll only make it more painful for you, the more you fight, the more painful the beating will be until we decide to finally put you down. We’ll be the ones controlling the match because that’s just how ring general’s work. I was expecting a bit more from a Heavyweight Champion, to say that we don’t deserve anything because we’re ‘egomaniacs�? Have you ever taken the time to realize that we’ve earned that right? Probably not because you don’t think before you do something. Oh and about you not having your best…�?/FONT>

Seifer simply shakes his head.

“Aren’t you two supposed to be the top two Champions? Don’t give me those excuses seeing as your ‘best�?hasn’t even answered my challenge, our challenge, whoever’s challenge and has yet to show his face. Then again maybe you consider Peter Pan your best because he actually takes the time to do his research and is preparing himself before he aids you. Good, I hope that’s why he has yet to show his face. Because if he does show up and is just as brainless as the rest of you, I’m going to fall flat on my fucking ass and probably have a near death experience from being unable to catch my breath. Good thing I can’t die or else I might die.�?/FONT>

Not it’s Seifer the one who smiles.

“Okay let me get this straight. First you say that you figured we’d be more of a challenge then you admit to hardly watching our promos, meaning you really don’t know what we’ve said. You can’t get how I’m coming at you by taking a few key words. Hey, I can understand you not wanting to sit through a promo where you’re getting the fuck bashed out of you verbally, it is enough to cause anyone to have a breakdown, maybe be forced to take a trip to the hospital because they can’t handle the verbal whiplash they have gotten. I will say this, we haven’t even give you our best. Right now I’m putting forth my D-Game because you guys aren’t even worth my time. Seriously. Fuck have you done to prove yourselves worthy of stepping into the ring with us? And on that note…�?/FONT>

Seifer shifts his body for a moment to signify a change of focus.

“Quit your whining Ryan and just prove yourself. Because while you still like to brag about winning a mid card title, when I become W2K Champion I’ll shove that title in your face because it’s something that you could never win in your entire Franchise year of mediocrity Mr. No Show. Hell you were in the Finals of the God of Wrestling tournament and lost to the woman I beat, so let me be the intelligent one in this battle while you be the dumb idiot people cheer for because he has a bunch of flashy moves they can cheer for. Oh and while you’re curtain jerking, I’ll be stealing the show.�?/FONT>

Seifer winks and then shifts again, returning focus to Stephen now.

“Ahem, as I was saying. The mighty haven’t fallen, we just don’t need to try hard. Best part about it is though is that even with us not trying as hard as we might when faced with some real competition, we’ll still be the ones stealing the show, guarantee it. No disrespect to the Cross�?though because I’m much looking forward to Cross and Dante beating the other agency dudes while they’re high.�?/FONT>

He smirks.

“So you know some reverse psychology huh? Though I wouldn’t doubt that some of it is true, that you have skipped a lot of our promos because as I mentioned earlier, we’re killing you with ease. Hey genius, you know how companies in this new day and age stay alive and kicking and actually become exciting? Through promos! If people never or hardly cut promos not many people would care about the match. It’d be like WCW style bookings with no stories behind the match, no heat growing, no tension, no nothing. It’d be boring and dull, people would become bored of it and then stop cutting promos, soon after they would stop showing up for work and soon after that the place would die. That’s probably what happened to HWE. I mean and then mentioning how you have bigger motivation, if it wasn’t for Cross letting you know we weren’t mainstream you wouldn’t have known hence it wasn’t brought up before. Thing is, though we’re not mainstream, W2K is famous. As I said, W2K is one of the big three, and I’d say that unless you’re going to head over to the WWE to job out to some no name on Velocity there really isn’t any more ‘big time�?than us. We’ve got a bigger and more talented roster than BUD and PWT combined and quite frankly it doesn’t get much better than this. And about us being small time? Come on now, I thought you didn’t care about people bragging about accomplishments? Well you still failed because I still won’t brag persae, I’ll just say this.�?/FONT>

He pushes off the wall a little and smirks.

“Telling me, Seifer, that I’m a small timer is like telling The Rock or Stone Cold or Hulk Hogan that no one really knows who they are or what they’ve done. Think about that one.�?/FONT>

Seif leans back against the wall now, stretching his legs briefly.

“To answer your question�?I haven’t been stabbed in the back. Do you know why? Because those who have allied with me have seen my darker, more aggressive side. They’ve seen how I get when I’m pissed off. They know they don’t want me to unleash that side on them and know that by stabbing me in the back would be career suicide. I choose my close friends and allies carefully not because I’m afraid I’ll get betrayed, but because I only want the best working with me. I don’t want to have to carry a team, I like it to be a partnership. Though I mean mostly with allies since I’m more of a singles competitor anyways and fuck yeah it’s for selfish reasons, I want to be known simply as ‘the best�?and though I say I am much like a lot of others do, including my partner, accomplishments, titles, are the objects that cement that fact. Though I will say this yet again, I’ve already told you that I know you’re going to give us a fight. I said that from the beginning, you do need to watch my promos or else you’ll look stupid. You think we’re making ourselves out to be fools?�?/FONT>

Seifer laughs.

“Why because that’s your opinion yet everyone who isn’t lazy and has watched our promos know that’s not to be the case and you’re just in a sort of denial because you’re an insecure person who likes to claim that nothing gets to them but the real reason nothing gets to them is because they shield themselves from the real world, put a cover over their eyes and develop a deaf ear and pretend everything is fine when the reality of it is everyone is laughing at you?�?/FONT>

Damn. Just�?damn.

“Yea, you liked that didn’t you? This is over before it’s even started. We’ve already won the battle; you just don’t want to admit it. You guys don’t really care and are banking way too much on your abilities to even take us as a threat. You’re assuming that we’re just going to be all talk and not be able to back it up, that our arrogance will blind us. Yet it is you who are the fool for underestimating us and not realizing that we’ve been training and will continue to do so, not that we need to but this is indeed a different match, a new and innovative won and best believe that we don’t just want to win, we don’t just want to dominate and figuratively kill you, we want to turn this into a killer match, even if that means carrying you because while you may think you’re good, you’ll find out you’re not as good as you thought you were. Your plan, will have failed. Just like everyone who steps in front of us, they fail. If we weren’t worth your time, you wouldn’t have been here. Blame it on Amy again, either way it’s a lose-lose situation in which you look bad for being a pussy whipped bitch to someone who contradicts themselves. It’s not us who have hyped ourselves, the history of W2K stands the test of time, it stands for itself and doesn’t need any hype. Besides, you don’t even know the first thing about this place because you already admitted to not being worth your time so now I’m supposed to believe your opinion? Please dude.�?/FONT>

“Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. No matter how wrong they might be. You can quote that from me mutha fucka, so if you use it you better be quoting me. You can say what you want but it won’t matter, we’ve proven we deserve to be cocky and just be a little more patient buddy, because come Sunday we’re going to prove it. It’s really that simple. As I said, we haven’t even given you our best and it’s been excellent work, saying it hasn’t is being in a state of denial, stop judging things you don’t watch moron. Besides, you haven’t even shown anyone anything. Hell at this rate you won’t even be on the Pay Per View because you aren’t good enough, because your shit isn’t even mediocre. To think I actually thought you were a little bit better than the rest of the cronies, turns out, you’re all indeed the same. It’s funny how all of a sudden you think we’re just talking trash, isn’t it a bit early to making an assumption like that? Come on, if you managed to beat us at Rage THEN you can talk. But until you can actually do something worth our time, shut the fuck up�?wait a second you already do a good job at that. I’m not going to go repeating myself because you don’t understand the first concept of how a federation stays alive, as I said that’s why HWE is dead, maybe you should change your views.�?/FONT>

He shakes his head.

“Actually putting on entertaining promos and trash talking DOES make us talented. It’s not the end all be all because in ring skill is a little more important but you want real talent? Take a good mixture of both like Jake and I have. It’s not my fault you have absolutely no charisma and then proceed to hate on those who do because you feel inadequate. You know it’s true. You’re just as arrogant as we are because you so blindly believe that you’re going to shatter our egos. That’s right, you’re JUST AS arrogant as we are, the only difference is you don’t show it, we do. We show it because we have the talent to show it, the ability to flaunt our egos in from of the camera where as you simply don’t. Look at Chris Benoit, the man is amazing in the ring yet more of a humble quiet guy because he lacks charisma. Give him the charisma of Chris Jericho and he’d never shut up because he’s one of the best technical wrestlers of all time and he’d talk a huge game and then back it up. Only difference is your actual talent isn’t as good as your unspoken ego. I mean you admitted you’ve done your best to say your peace�?and you haven’t impressed not a single soul expect maybe your own clique because they bow down to the mighty banana eater! Heh. Here you do need to let your voice be heard because as far as we’re concerned you’ve yet to earn your stripes. We don’t care who you are or what you’ve done outside of W2K. We could care less what your reputation is. If you don’t have a voice people aren’t going to care about you especially since you’re probably not that good of a wrestler. Notice I said probably because I haven’t ever seen you wrestle so I can’t say for sure.�?/FONT>

Seifer shrugs, “Anyways, once more get your facts straight. Jacob has ruled as a king here and this is his empire. Me? I’ve just made my return at Anarchy so I wouldn’t exactly say I’ve been ruling as a king. Then again you don’t do your research so it’s nothing new. I mean, you were involved in RAGE and I bet you didn’t even know that. That’s where the match was made so if you’re going to be apart of a federation at LEAST watch the shows so you know what’s going on. Seriously, this is such a fucking pathetic display of wannabe talent. Watch the tape, you’ll see just what the Gladiator match is so you don’t have to be as dumb as you look. Anyways, I’m done with you. You think you’re going to be a brick wall for us on our way to WrestlePalooza? Good, I hope you are. Because we won’t be forced to come to a stop. We won’t even walk around the wall and continue our path. We’ll blast through that fucking wall with ease and continue on because in the end, you guys haven’t even given us a real challenge, it may look like it from our end, but that my friends, is what we call... well, you’ll have to wait on that.�?/FONT>

Seifer laughs now and picks up his gym bag that was sitting next to him as he slings it over his shoulder.

“Oh yeah, and word of advice. Save the sight seeing for when you get out of the hospital after the beating we give you. Right now you should be training or at least doing some research on what we can bring to the table instead of judging by our promos. That’s the one advantage you can get over us if you tried to go for it since we haven’t seen you work before. But…�?Seifer shrugs, “It’s not like it’ll make any difference anyways.�?/FONT>

Seifer turns and walks off as the cameras follow him. He turns around the corner and makes his way into a blue door and enters it, it’s a lot darker but after a few moments we’re able to adjust to the lighting. A lot of noise can be heard and we can tell we’re in some sort of gym, though a lot of chatter is going on as well so it’s obvious this isn’t your average training gym. Seifer steps to the right and pushes forward a door and we find ourselves to be in a rather nice and up kept locker room, like a professional football teams one or something. Seifer walks near the end of it and opens up a locker, pulling out a bottle of water he takes a sip and drinks about half of it before setting it down and sliding around.

“This is what I like to call part two. I’ve already done and disposed to Stephen as if he was yesterday’s trash and now I get to come at Dylan. Don’t worry, I know this will end up being long altogether but that’s why you receive tapes and it plays over and over throughout the week on the MSN network. I understand if you’re not able to sit through an entire promo full of verbal abuse, if I was as weak as you guys I wouldn’t be able to. Oh and don’t question how I’m able to do this, I have lungs of steel, I’m just that fucking awesome.�?/FONT>

He tilts his head to the side and smirks.

“So Dylan Parker wants war? Literally? Hmmm. Well I’ve still got a few hours before this thing actually starts and Jake won’t be showing up quite away. So I think I can arrange that. But as I do allow me to break you apart verbally as well.�?/FONT>

Seifer kicks off his shoes and reaches in the locker room for some pants as he takes off his shorts exposing his boxers. Which of course is a nice treat for the ladies. He continues dressing and speaks.

“First. The tone of your voice implies you trying to rub in the Spurs into the faces of the people. Last I checked they were the NBA Champions. But alas you never were that smart. Of course that’s all you have seen expect talk, I mean while I would love walking to you and knocking you the fuck out, I want you to be at your best come Sunday because when I beat you I don’t want to hear ANY excuses on why you lost. You’re not tough competition, I’ve faced guys better than you and the only thing you actually make hot is Amy Valentine. Probably get her all hot and bothered and that’s why you’re here. This isn’t a war son, this is a massacre so I suggest you step down and take your beatings like a man because we’ve already proven it to be your funeral.�?/FONT>

He tosses his T-Shirt to the side and grabs his black and green Hawaiian shirt and throws it on, buttoning about half of it up.

“Here’s a suggestion for you. If you don’t know what something means, don’t let us know that. As in Jake’s nickname. Because you just proved that you’re a moron but having to ask. This is my competition? Are you seriously fucking kidding me? But really, all those war goodies you have, do you think any of them are going to help you in the Gladiator cage? Nah, didn’t think so. Once again you’re talking about us talking, damn, imagine that! That’s kind of the main point of promos you know, promote your match? It’s not as if we’re going to fight you right now. You’re going to have to wait, be patient. Everybody just need to relax!�?/FONT>

Seifer just smirks.

“WOOSAI! WOOSAI!! WOOSAI!!!�?/FONT>

“Nice show you’re putting on you circus freak. But no, it’s not getting my attention. Your stupidity has, unfortunately. Haven’t you been listening to what I’ve been saying? Same thing I said to your partner, I’m ready for you guys. I haven’t just been trash talking, you do realize that, right? You realize that one of the reasons I’m so good is that I don’t just cut promos, I train. Jake trains. We didn’t get to where we are today by underestimating people. What we do and say in our promos is our prerogative, but if you think that we aren’t ready for the ‘war�?that you think you can bring, you’ll find yourselves lying in a pool of your own blood attempting to remember just how the hell you got there and where you went wrong.�?/FONT>

Seifer smiles now, “I’ll save you that wonderment so when you’re lying in a pool of your own blood you can just reflect on the fact that you underestimated us. You went on a one track mind way of thinking and figured that because we’re cocky and like to talk shit, that you have us figured out. While you took a little military parade through the city, we trained. While you hardly watched our promos and then cut your own exposing yourselves to be unknowlegble fools, we caught what you said, and we burnt you on it. War isn’t just about gun fire and tanks and weaponry and soldiers.�?/FONT>

Seifer reaches into the locker and pulls out a notebook and flips though a couple pages of various things on it before tossing it back in and pulls out something wrapped in a cloth. He removes the cloth and pulls out a silver Model 500 S&W Magnum Revolver with a black handle and points it at the camera.

“That’s just the flashy part of war. That’s the part people think about, the part they think kills people, and in a way it is. The gun kills people in that perspective. Yet, it’s the person who pulls the trigger that fires off the bullet that kills someone. And how they got there, is what makes war.�?/FONT>

Seifer smiles as he puts the gun away.

“That’s the tactical version of wars. The part that really counts. The strategy involved. You’re not the general, you’re a soldier. You fight, you don’t think. We’re both. First we’ll prepare for it, then we’ll fight it. That’s why we win because we’re prepared. You’ve got all that weaponry, yet what are you going to do with it? Nothing. You want to shoot me? Go for it. I’ll remove my shirt so you can put on dead center in my forehead, or through my heart. I’ll fall down, you’ll think I’m dead and a few minutes later and I’ll have no wound and I’ll be standing in front of you and blowing your brains out, only you won’t come back because you’re just a weak silly little mortal.�?/FONT>

Seifer winks, “I’m real my friends. It isn’t any gimmick, it’s real. But I wouldn’t expect you unoriginal guys to believe that anyways. I mean, another Becca mention, I think I proved that you’re more focused on what you’d like her to do than what you’re going to try to do to us.�?Yawn, “Your little parade is sad man, especially since it’s all show and nothing to back it up. Kind of what you have proven to be. All this talk and yet when it comes down to it, you won’t be able to back ANY of it up. Oh and ‘Your Momma�?jokes are jokes, not disses. Get it right. Oh and you don’t have to follow our rules, but following my standards will only make you better because it’s known that I’m the guy who sets standards that only gods can match. So even if you can’t follow them perfectly, just attempting it will make you look good. You talk about how it’s family, but I know it’s just a front. You want family? Jacob Mitchell and myself are family. Maybe not through blood, but it may as well be. You guys? You guys were fighting before we even got here, you guys are just trying to rally each other up but guess what, we’re a team. We’ve got more experience then you and we sure as hell have more talent.�?/FONT>

He’s finally dressed as he locks her locker and heads out the same way he came, the cameras following him until he reaches his Escalade and gets in as the camera crew gets in the back and passenger side as Seifer rolls down the windows and continues.

“I’ve got a little treat for you Dylan, you’ll get it soon enough. And no it’s not my girl so tell ‘little Parker�?to get down.�?/FONT>

He starts up the SUV and takes off across the parking lot.

“Where am I now? I’m making my way over to where you were. Where you made another mistake. You’ve got all that fire power and what the fuck have you done? Not a damn thing nor will you because you’re too much of a pussy to do anything? Haha, you know it’s true. But me? I’m going to deliver, where you went and made a big fuss over your little display, I’m going to give you and everyone a display. Will it get me in trouble? Probably. Will I get fined? Probably. Will I get taken to jail?�?/FONT>

Seifer laughs.

“Oh hell no because I’ll be out of there in a flash. It’ll be the perfect crime when it comes to disturbing the peace and I plan on going in there, doing it, and walking out. Just like that. See this is a perfect example of this match. We’re talking a lot of shit, but so are you guys. Only difference is at the end of the day we’re the ones who leave the people with something to go home talking about. Hell this shit will probably make the newspapers!�?/FONT>

“Heh. Once again you need to pay attention. I gave you your props but you seem to ignored them, I was being the nice guy while Jake just ripped at you. But hey, that’s iight because I’m still gonna be the one who brings the heat, after all I hail from the place where red means go, and the HEAT is always on. That’s Miami incase you’re a little slow. You want war? You’ve got war, it’s a big mistake on your part but rest assured we’re going to demolish you. Nagasaki anyone?�?/FONT>

Seifer laughs as he puts on the brakes and comes to a stop where there is a huge crowd of people. He reaches into the glove compartment as the cameraman gets out and he pulls out a couple dog tags and puts them around his neck. He steps out of the car as the crowd of people start to notice him from a distance because they’re being held back by the military lines. Just up in the distance is the W2K arena and a little off from that is the army of soldiers and tanks and all that military stuff that Dylan was just seen in. Seifer goes to the back and opens the door as he grabs a black bag, kind of like the one he had in the ‘NAM flashback. He slings it over his shoulder and grabs his Magnum, the most powerful handgun, mutha fuckas and shuts the trunk as he locks the SUV.

“He wants war? I’m gonna show you that I’m not all talk. You guys follow me in but keep a very safe distance away, zoom in if you have to but I want you to film me while I’m walking away.�?/FONT>

“We got it.�?/FONT>

“Good, let’s get this show on the road.�?/FONT>

Seifer begins to make his way towards the military and then off to the right as he walks around the line they made, pushing past people to get to the front of it. Luckily he was still a great distance from the tanks, you’ll find out why that’s lucky soon enough. Seifer holds up his gun and takes a few shots as he steps beyond the military line, showing the guys the tags around his neck, not that it matters anyways because people assume this was just a wrestling stunt anyways, they didn’t know Seifer would make it real.

“Is everyone satisfied with the shit you just saw? Do you find someone talking and firing off shots into the sky is intimidating?�?/FONT>

He says, yelling loud enough for them to hear and him not have to be using a microphone, his voice was strong enough.

“Look at this display. You’ve got your tanks, you’ve got your soldiers. You’ve got your weapons but yet all you’ve got the balls to do is fire your shit up into the air. All you can do is boast about how I should be afraid of a fucking cannon.�?/FONT>

Seifer makes his way now towards the very tank Dylan was in earlier. He walks to the front of it and stands with his face right in front of the cannon.

“What’s up now No Ask No Tell?! You gonna blow my head off and finally end my life? Is that it? Or did you come parading into the arena to fire off more random shots yet when the heat comes you’re no where to be found. That’s fine though Bobby, because now it’s time I give them a climax that you failed to give you premature bitch.�?/FONT>

Seifer hops up onto the tank and pulls something out of his black bag, he presses a couple buttons and grabs the bag now and stands up on the top.

“While I’ve got all of you here for a moment, let me make a declaration. This�?this is only the beginning. This marks the true return of Seifer to W2K. Where I will continue my dominance like I did over a year ago. First The HIV Agency is going to get it, then Ryan Cain will get it. From there? Who knows, all I know is that sooner rather than later I will become W2K Champion. Mark my words. In the meantime, soliders! I suggest you do what Stephen’s has claimed he would never do. BOW TO THE MUTHA FUCKIN�?GRAND MASTER!!�?/FONT>

Seifer laughs, the laugh of a King! He jumps down from the tank and begins to walk away as he pushes past the Dylan’s soldiers.

“Oh guys I suggest you back the fuck up! At least unless you want to get blown to bits, then again I think only Dylan would be at a loss from losing so many life like toy soldiers. Who would listen to this fucker and repeat what he says anyways? Ladies and Gentlemen!!�?He yells even louder now. “Fellow W2Kers alike! This is what I like to call…�?/FONT>

Seifer steps past the military lines as the people back up, knowing something was up. He doesn’t even turn his head but keeps walking towards the camera that’s still a bit up in the distance as we see him walking towards us with the tank Dylan was riding on being the main background focus point as suddenly�?/FONT>

***!!!KABOOM!!!***

A huge explosion erupts from the tank sending fire and a cloud of smoke along with thousands of screams from people not quite expecting something so real to happen. The bits of the tank fall all around inside of that large military line as chaos ensues. Seifer still hasn’t turned around as he lifts up his gun.

�?STRONG>Overkill.�?/FONT>

Bang! Seifer fires off a shot that goes straight into the lens of the camera causing the promo to go to static as the cameraman drops the camera and it falls to the ground as the scene fades out.

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