Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa WHOAAAAAAA!!!

What in the blue hell is going on up in here?! Because it's looking like some conspiracy theory that needs to be straightened out before heads start to roll. And if Seifer gets involved you can rest assured it won't be his head that's rolling.

Now first let me clear up a little something. Much like how that was Jake's narrator talking at first, I'm Seifer's. Your little quote was from Rebecca's. Not Ms. Rancid herself. Now that we've got that taken care of let's jump right into the issue of a possible alliance going on. I'll let Seifer handle the rest of it though but here we go for your conspiracy theory.

Seifer and Jake are best friends and like brothers. Seifer's girlfriend Rebecca and Jake are like sister and brother. Isabella despises Rebecca who shares that same feeling as she has something Bex wants. Jake hates Izzy. Yet Seifer and her have a mutal respect for one another. But Izzy is dating Ryan Cain, whom Seifer hates. Whom Jake likes to make fun of. Who shoots out of his ass things he doesn't know about and thus Rebecca doesn't like him.

Now if that got any more tangled I'd say go to that place up North. You know, the place you were gonna leave until someone talked you out of it. Hmmm, and to think I was thinking good, that means Tyler can focus more on W2K. We've got the better talent, I should know, you can ask Sean Hunter as well.  That place is at an all time low in their talent pool. Seriously, I bet you were offered a shot at the Heavyweight title in whatever they're doing with it ever since the Champ and Contender walked out. If not then I laugh at you because others will be getting an easy way in to capture it while you'll be getting jerked around with midcard title shots. But I'm not going to rip on that place.

Instead I will end this here and allow Seifer to speak his mind. Because it appears as if you are talking out of your ass and judging a book by it's cover. You should watch what you say because Seifer's a guy who will make you eat your words.

The scene opens to a black backdrop with Seifer sitting on a stool in front of it. He has a tape recorder in his hand.

"Let's first start out by correcting you."

Seifer hits play on the recorder.

It looks like Hayden has proved himself to be pretty smart. He knows exactly what Rebecca and Isabella are doing.

He stops it and sets it down.

"Coming from Rebecca's own narrator. Now I've noticed that you're taken what was said and twisting it around for your own personal goals. First off, Rebecca wasn't agreeing with you on this whole big conspiracy theory that you've managed to think of. I mean hey, that's great when people think of stuff like that cause it would be cool and it's good for ratings to talk about it and have people talking about it. But when you start taking someone's words and putting them to fit your own, that's when you step over the line. What was meant, and I can't believe I have to explain this to her opponent, was just a suggestion that while all the attention is on Bex and Izzy to tear each other apart, it may be a ploy as a way to throw you guys off thinking they won't be on the same page when really they will be for they want gold. Reality though I just think their drive for competition will prove to be stronger than their feud and they'll hold off on it and focus on beating you guys."

He pauses.

"Now let's move on to this so called dictatorship and you just handing your title over. It's alright to form some conspiracy theories but it's not alright to start to accuse shit of happening, besides if you're going to do it, at least make it valid! You just kind of made a fool of yourself seeing as Jacob Mitchell is not the actaual owner of W2K. Lesmond is not the owner of W2K. As far as we're all concerned, NED still is the owner but he's MIA at the moment. Les tried to claim fifty percent ownership but because he was a fake and no one respected him, that got shot down. Jacob however has the respect of his peers and thus he took the initative of being the 'locker room' leader. That's all there is too it. But Jake's an arrogant guy and that's why he decided to take an office and act as owner. You act like he actually has power and are basing your whole conspiracy off that. Neither I nor even Izzy have power. We just have business knowledge and are helping W2K out as well. There's still management around somewhere lurking and that's how things are getting done. I've already told you what was meant. Next time you think it's about your conspiracy theory get your facts right. But nonetheless, allow me to show you why I should be pissed at you."

He hits play on the recorder again.

If Rebecca didn’t want this match. Tell me, how difficult would it be for her to get out of it? All she would have to do is whisper a few sweet words in Seifer’s little ear while she nibbles it, a moment later, Seifer speed dials Jacob, and hey presto! Match changed. Her relationship with Seifer guarantees her any match she wants. It’s complete bullshit to believe that this is some kind of twisted game played against her. If there was such a scheme, where’s Seifer to defend her?  Holland, that’s where. Why? Because Seifer doesn’t need to defend, Beccy. Because Beccy is getting exactly what she and Izzy wants.