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("Fuck Bobby")
What's up niggas, ay yo, I know you ain't talkin 'bout me dog
You, what?
("Fuck Bobby")
You been on my dick nigga, you love my style, nigga
("Fuck Bobby")
Don’t you worry your little self there Bobbo, we’ll get to you soon enough. First we’ve got a few more important things to discuss. Like say, where PWT is based. In good ole Grand Rapids, Michigan. Not too far from Detroit. DETROIT WHAT?! Flashed ‘em and Shaq’d ‘em in six to advance to the Finals, what’s good now? Only more proof why last year had Shaq not had a nagging injury and Wade not gotten injured in Game 5, causing him to miss Game 6 where they were blown out and then lose Game 7 to the Pistons, they’d never have gone to the Finals. But alas, all is good now because here we are for the first time in Franchise history. Nonetheless you came here for wrestling topics and so we shall give you wrestling topics. To that I’ll turn it over to Seifer. No need to drag on.
Keeping it plain and simple. The scene opens up in Seifer’s main residence, Miami, Florida where just a few days the Heat advanced to the NBA Finals. Though it’s a good time, it’s not a time for celebration quite yet for they still have four tough wins ahead of them. Outside on Seifer’s deck is the man himself, dressed in a old school white 33 Miami Heat jersey and a pair of quicksilver shorts. He leans up against the wooden deck of his balcony.
“This isn’t quite the scenery I was looking forward to cutting a promo from the next time you saw me. For the next time you saw me I wasn’t prepared to show you how relaxed I am, how I’m taking it easy. No I wanted to give you a glimpse into the rigorous workout schedule I’ve been keeping, the training, the studying I’ve been doing for I was looking forward to something that now will no longer happen. Forget your CM’s, your DC’s, your DVD’s and your GJ’s. Forget about all of them for a moment and whatever kind of match came from them. Yeah I put on a great performance but I never brought out my ‘A�?game. Actually I haven’t had an opponent where I’ve had to bring it out here in PWT. Don’t get me wrong, PWT has a deep talent pool and some great talent, I just haven’t brought out the very game that I’ve used but a handful of times. I’ll admit though that my last match against Gee I should have stepped up my game but I was a bit too confident and it ended up costing me. Nonetheless I was looking forward to this match. Looking forward to it because I knew that finally I was going to be pushed to a level where I’d have to work my ass off to put myself in a position to win. I was looking forward to going face to face with an opponent that would push me beyond my limits and put on not just the show stealer, but the highlight of this entire King of PWT tournament. I love being pushed, I love the competition. I love when someone can push me, not just in the battle of words prior to the match, but in the match itself. I know a good deal about martial arts much like this man does. Then again I focus on keeping my style wrestling based but we all know I can adapt to any situation on a split second notice. Besides, teaming with an ally I know very well in Hunter and trained by the man who has a date with me inside of Electric Organs�?one of these days, well let’s just say that I was damn looking forward to this contest.�?/FONT> Seifer shrugs and waves a hand dismissively. “Yet I don’t get to do any of that. I don’t have a chance to push myself to a place I haven’t been since December maybe, if not August of last year. Rather I get to taste the disappointment of victory. I’ve advanced into the Third Round of the King of PWT tournament due to a bye. For whatever reasons Ramirez has gone MIA and is nowhere to be seen or so sources say. No, that doesn’t mean I’m coming at him and saying he fears me. I’m sure he was looking forward to this match as well seeing as Legacy and I go a bit back and I know he was preparing him. No, Rez would have been much looking forward to it for he would finally get someone that could push him like no one else has to this point. Though from what I know of him he may have gotten into some trouble or a bit sidetracked. He holds the Atusaran Codex and his prophecy very close to his heart and I fear this is what may have kept him this time. Perhaps he had a more difficult time in deciphering the next bit of information he managed to discover, the part where it speaks of his first defeat here within�?PWT. Well Rez, I’m afraid that has nothing to do with a Codex, it has to do with the laws of sports entertainment.�?/FONT> A smile flashes over Seifer’s face. “Pretty simple. It’s a known fact when someone is in their hometown or celebrating a birthday�?well let’s say that things aren’t going to go the way they’d like. Case in point? My match against Gee for the vacated Championship in Miami. Of course I wasn’t going to win, we know better than that. Look at this past Monday on WWE’s Raw, in Kurt Angle’s hometown, Orton came in and RKO’s him to the mat. My match with Ramirez would have taken place on June 10th, the same date that is the anniversary of his birth. It wasn’t in the cards my friend, sorry.�?/FONT> He pauses a moment, letting all of that wrestling rules if you want to call it that sink in before breaking out into laughter. “Or maybe someone threw you this big celebration and you’re having a week long birthday bash that will end Sunday morning when two hot women in your bed and a wedding band on your finger somewhere in Tahiti while you’re wondering what the hell happened. Whatever the case is Rez, I’m a bit disappointed, I won’t lie. I’m not going to come out here and judge you on why you’re not around. I’m sure there’s a good reason, it just came at a bad time. Nonetheless I’m sure we’ll all find out what happened and you’ll make your return and continuing climbing those ranks. Though this is why it’s a disappointing victory. I’d of like to have been able to defeat you in the ring to advance instead of a rather cheap win. Then again a win is a win. It’s not as if my opponent can really use this against me seeing as his past opponent, Hexus, well he wasn’t much of a man for words that week. Nonetheless it is what it is and I’ve advanced. I suppose it was meant to be, after all it was just a couple weeks ago when I came out and replied to something Jamal had said and bam, I’ve started a new trend for him in his entire ‘Anti-Immortal�?campaign. Guess I made things more interesting, huh? Though all of that will be saved for the future, until Round 3 comes, I’m just going to sit back and enjoy the show.�?/FONT> LEAN BACK TIME! Throw this man a beer! A Corona is thrown his way, with a lime already in it. “And what a show it will be. I mean damn! The first hour Main Event is going to steal the damn show. Two Cause members battling it out in Round 2? That shit right there is going to be hot, sorry Scar but you know I’m in Bex’s corner on this one. CM and BJ? Despite Bobby drinking haterade that’s going to be quite the match up. And then of course you’ve got Dante and Georgia. No offense Gee, but forget about Joe. Dante’s gonna kill you!�?/FONT> Taking a sip of his bear Seifer sets it down to the side, rolling his neck over his shoulders. “You know what’s nice to have? Fans. You know what’s annoying to have? Rippers. Yeah, I’m talking about you Drome. I heard about the stint you attempted to pull over on everyone when I was off attending business. Trying to rip my nicknames, only one eternal King around here and it sure as hell isn’t you. Trying to rip my finishes and whatever the hell you tried. You may be a fan but you come up here trying to be me and you’ll get an autograph fist into the side of your face. Believe that shit. Though lucky for you, you’ve skipped out on town and thus may never see this. Good for you because it’s been far too long since I’ve done any slaughterings. Just remember people, to quote Young Buck, “You can’t do it like me�?�?/FONT> He smiles, takes another sip at his beer and then sets it down again as he hops up onto the railing, guess it was time to address the hater. “Now onto the guy who wants haters to leave, yet what is he doing now? Hatin�?on me. I saw how uptight you got over what Dante said. Yet what I didn’t see was you mention him by name�?odd.�?/FONT> Seifer simply shrugs, “What I don’t understand, actually I do but roll with me here, is how you’re bothered by someone coming out and talking about her victory over me a fluke. What’s that got to do with you? Oh right, you respect Gee right? Guess what Bobby, so do I. I’ve fought her a few times and I know what she can bring to the table. I made the mistake of underestimating her in that match, hell even leading up to it. I should have gone out and destroyed her, rather I gave her a chance and she took advantage of that. My promos though were solidly better than hers, no doubt. Least I brought forth excellent ingenuity like only Dr. Seifer can. Yet I made that fatal mistake�?or maybe I didn’t make a mistake at all, maybe it was like I said earlier, you know me jobbing because it’s my home town, classic sports entertainment rules.�?/FONT> Seifer grins, “Nah, I’m not going to make up excuses. She beat me and I’m admitting that. Yet I return to the point as why it should bother you? Oh right, she’s your dawg isn’t she.�?/FONT> He shakes his head. “Dude, I know you like your pork and women white or whatever but I think she’s engaged. Stop trying to get some pussy, plus you’re married, Image is bound to get annoyed at how hard you’re riding her clit. Don’t deny it either. You’re getting all pissed off when people mention her reign as a fluke, a paper champion. She may have pinned me cleanly but so have I. Yet in her rather long reign as champion, who has she defended against. MJ Storm? Wow, what a fighting champion. This is the same woman who lost to Sean Hunter, but at the PPV refused to fight him? As if he needed to earn a contendership when he already took her down. So they do the tag match and her partner doesn’t even bother cutting a promo and she ends up losing later on. There’s only so much time she can duck Sean. That’s not a real champ man, it’s a coward champ. If it was anyone else you’d be ragging on them for ducking a legitimate competitor. Though yes, you may think she has my number but I of course don’t. I mean you went off on that guy Bryce about kayfabe shit? Let’s skim that line for just a moment. That first victory you talk about, heh. You remember when Bryce was mentioning Jamal throwing out a promo five minutes before the time promos are to be submitted? Well what happens twenty four hours prior to the start of the show? Yeah you know. You also know what the penalty you receive when you fail to submit your first promo by that time. Mentioning it would be crossing too far into kayfabe so I’ll bank on you knowing what I’m talking about. She missed that first deadline, I think you can take it from there. So that victory, even out in the ring she couldn’t do it alone. So yeah, chalk it up as an excuse, but at least I’m keeping it real.�?/FONT> Seifer flashes a smug look on. “Something that you�?don’t do. You used to have respect for me? Yet after what you saw when I lost that changed? Tell me, what did you see Bobby? Perhaps I missed something but if you’re trying to shoot at me for Criminal Intent then you’re way off your mark. Once more if I got into it I would really be breaking kayfabe so let’s just say that that entire situation wasn’t based on my loss to Gee. Though it’s a good thing you got fired cause you were so hyped up to win and the stuff she put out totally smoked what you had put out. It was some of her best shit, if she had kept that level then she’d be respected as champion. The match itself would probably would have been the same. Yeah, I skimmed your attempt to recreate 24, damn man, some of your hourly episodes went by so quick if I’d of blinked I’d of missed it. Maybe you should have put more effort and it’d of come out better. And you rag on me about my promos? Ahh kid, who you kidding? You’re nothing but a hater, I remember months ago you were all over my jock too. Then again once you realized that I didn’t turn into your best friend because you’re praising me, you jump at the chance to blast me just to get some additional recognition, or maybe you were just upset. Or perhaps because you really think going at a rival of Gee you’ll get some pussy.�?/FONT> Another shake of the head. “Pathetic man. I’m an egotistical, self indulged, ego stroked, glory hound? Nah man, I just like to win. Trust me when I say this, but my ego is not nearly as large as it used to be. Perhaps you’re right on ego stroked, but it’s not my fault people either respect me or admire me. Only difference is I don’t play it up and think I’m hot shit because of what others think. You want to kiss my ass? Go right on the fuck ahead, but don’t expect me to do anyone any favors because of it. I’ll just keep it real. That’s when you know who really respects you, and whose just full of admiration. Soon as you realize I’m not changing, you decide to turn on me. Your little blast Bobby, I’ve seen it before. It’s your way to get attention because I’m not giving it to you. I’m as real as they come Bobby while all you’ve been doing is posing. From me to Ned, maybe he’ll play up to your ass kissing, cause I really don’t give a fuck. I am who I am, that’s why I get respect. Maybe one day you’ll learn that.�?/FONT> Seifer takes another longer sip of his beer before setting it down again. “Now as far as this King of PWT tourney, well it’s obvious now that you’re no longer in it but seeing as I was busy with more important things and I didn’t get to your promo until now, just deal with it. I never once said I was the guy to beat in this tournament, once again you’ve gone off on me because of what others have said. You used to be all up on the wagon then without me saying a word that changed because of what others have said, wow. My name brings in a lot of hype, what can I say? Yet I’ve managed to maintain my focus, hence why you didn’t see me speak of Ramirez or his opponent when I was facing Matlock, perhaps once but I don’t even think that many times. You on the other hand weren’t focused. Getting mad at Dante, putting me on blast. Yet in all of this, how much did Georgia mention me? I’ll let you answer that one. She was focused on beating you, you were focused on protecting her. Newsflash Bobby, Gee doesn’t need any protection she can more than fight her own battles and throw down her own words. You should know that.�?/FONT> “Next order of business. You’re going to expose me for the fraud I am? Pfft, as I said earlier, I’ve done nothing but kept it real. You’re the one jumping boats without me ever saying a word. Or maybe a few things that I don’t even remember now but hey, I’m a passionate guy, I don’t like to lose, nothing wrong with that. But I’m not the fraud Bobby, unlike you who have clearly shown to have the ego. Come on, until Saturday you hadn’t tasted defeat. Part of me was hoping I’d get to deliver your first loss and force that humble pie down your throat. Kinda wish I had because of your infatuation with Georgia you aren’t even bothered by your loss, meaning you’re still just as cocky as you were before. Thinking you’re all hot shit. You made a comment to people about how they praise me like my shit doesn’t stink or is gold. Yet isn’t that what you’ve been doing about yourself? Like you’re better than the rest of us? Negro please!�?/FONT> Seifer hops down from the railing and finishes his beer, shooting it into a trash across the deck. “Though the other part of me wanted you to lose. That’s the part that has been routing on Georgia since the moment my name was drawn first and Matlock followed, meaning I wasn’t facing her in Round 1. Yeah, I’m friends with Scarlett and Sean. Yes Rebecca is my girl and though I’d love to face her again�?nothing would be sweeter than to face Georgia for the King/Queen of PWT crown. Then I’d be able to prove to everyone who thinks she has my number what’s really up. To be honest I was thinking you’d of gotten past her, but you didn’t so my hope stays alive, thanks playa.�?/FONT> Seifer winks, in a sarcastic manner. “Though as far as you go, don’t you worry Bobby. My schedule is pretty busy and has been for a while hence why I’ve only returned for the tournament, but one day I’ll make time for us to have a match. I know you want to fight me so I won’t back down, don’t know where you got thinking that I assumed you would back down. Come across saying that I think I know you? To quote my man Stephen A. Smith, you “idiotic fool�? When have I ever said that? I never have. Yet I can throw it right back at you, you think you know me? Ahh playa, you haven’t a clue. Just because this promo here is basic doesn’t mean I’ve lost my spark, doesn’t mean I can’t still bring the heat.�?/FONT> He pauses and smirks. “Pun intended. There’s just no reason to at the moment. And yes, you do think you know me. I don’t run from people after a loss, I didn’t do it after Georgia and if you did happen to beat me since I know that anyone can beat anyone else at any given time, then best be sure I wouldn’t be booking town because of you. Far as an attempted shot at starting up my own federation so I can crown myself champ and have people stroke my ego? AH HA! Once again, that ain’t me. Though that is someone else I know, you know him too. Nope, the last federation I ran was actually decently successful despite the fact that I’d prefer to wrestler rather than run a company, and yet I didn’t crown myself champ, hell I didn’t even have a match in CCW! So choke on that playa. By the way, I hope you don’t lose to Joke Boy over in BUD, that would be a damn shame! Yeah, he is a Joke Boy, that’s something I started, hell even Valek is still mentioning it, Nova too, I think. Though if you do lose I guess once again you’ll get taught the lesson to keep your priorities in order and maintain your focus. Something you seem to be having a hard time doing lately Amazin’�?I mean Bobby.�?/FONT> Seifer winks. “That’s it for now. I’m sure you’ll come back thinking you’re the shit and are gonna trump me, but at least when you do put down the haterade, pull your head out of your ass and maybe I won’t go at you that hard.�?/FONT> Seifer smiles, “I said maybe.�?/FONT> The scene fades to white hot, just like the Heat. |
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