The scene opens up in the middle of the PWT ring. The arena itself is empty as the Hell in a Cell cage is already lowered, closing Seifer in as he sits on a steel chair, the cameras panning close to him.
“There was but one thing left out in that introduction of the Burn in Hell match. The one single most important thing that is more devastating then the flames on one side and the steel on the other, and that would be me.�?/FONT>
Seifer has a little glint like glare in his eyes as he keeps his face straight.
“How many men have you chokeslammed Kane 2 since you’ve come to PWT? How many former PWT Champions have you gotten the better of? You’re a monster, you’re sick, you’re twisted, you’ve set people ablaze, you’ve gone insane and you are making your mark in PWT. Yet after doing all of that, after all of your victims what have you to show for youself? Nothing. No contention, no one standing up and doing something about you. You’re trying to bring PWT down aren’t you Kane 2? Taking out the top guys and then laughing in your basement as you play with dead rats, knowing that none of them have the balls to step to you, bravo plan. Really, it was. Until you decided to jump at the opportunity to chokeslam another when you came after CM and I at Hardcore Hell. You did it, you got your attack, but it didn’t keep me down just like it didn’t keep anyone else down, we all got back up and laughed, going about our day. But I wasn’t about to stop there Kane 2, it’s what separates me from the rest of the pack, you aren’t going to get one over on me without me getting you back and ten times worse. Just look at Dante over in BUD, he keeps getting one over on me. Throwing around his weight and thinking he’s the shit yet I’ve just been biding my time. The second I strike, he’ll feel it, his world will come crashing down around him. Just like you’re going to feel my fists of steel and my submissions of fire. Because when I synch in that Immortal Deathlock, you’re lower back, your neck will all feel like it’s on fire. You won’t be reaching for the ropes so I’ll have to break the submission, because it won’t matter anyways. You’ll be reaching for the ropes so you can grab the fire, catch yourself on fire and get out of my danger zone. And if you’re lucky Kane 2�?I’ll let you go.�?/FONT>
A sadistic grin appears on Seifer’s face.
“The first time, I didn’t exactly let the Undertaker go. This was in the CWL where the first Burn in Hell match was introduced. Undertaker was from SCXW and had captured the CWL World title and I took it upon myself to get it back during the whole war that went on. At CWL Ascension, I did just that. Eventually taking the Undertaker to the top of the cell, hitting him with the Realm of Immortality. The entire cell collapsed on itself, sending Taker under the steel and me above it. He was near the flames and I shoved his arm into it, the bell had rung and there I sat, on the steel on him and pushed his arm into the flames. He looked at me with pleading eyes and I give him an insane out there look, I was gone Kane 2, I just wanted to keep smelling the burning of his flesh. Luckily for him my tag partner at the time Phantom came down and held my prize in front of my eyes, getting me out of the trance.�?/FONT>
He rubs his face for a moment, remembering the incident.
“But he survived it, others haven’t been so lucky. The second installment brought forth the moment I became a BUD Grand Slam champion and won the Icon championship. The match itself wasn’t nearly as good as I hoped it would be but then again I did end up burning a wet sponge known as Leaky Format. But as great as winning the title was, something else happened that fatefully exciting night in the Mayan Ruins. My other opponent in the match, Titan, well...�?/FONT>
Seifer shakes his head to the side.
“You haven’t pissed me off that much to give you the gory details, let’s just say that he was found and declared dead the next morning. Kane 2, welcome to history. you’re the third installment. You get the chance to make history if you could pull off an upset, think of what it would do to your PWT career!�?/FONT>
“But don’t think on it too much because I’m fully intent on starting to remind everyone that even after eight months off, I’m still Thee Man in the world of wrestling.�?/FONT>
Seifer flashes another smile now as he gives the signal and the cell begins to raise.
“Now let’s move on to other issues, that being the Tag Team Titles and most notably, MJ Storm. First, since I’ve been semi paying attention to what has been going on, I have a little advice for you. I haven’t watched all the promos thus far, I don’t know what you said to provoke WallStreet into coming at you with a promo but my advice is to ignore it. Hell if you’ve yet to watch it, don’t. If you want to stay focused don’t even comment to him until after the match {aka deadline}. It’s a little trick that some allies use to deter focus and I’d hate for you to screw up beating DVD because Street was in your head, well I could care less if you did to be honest but it’d be lame and look even worse for you. Now moving on to your offer�?I like it, but I’ve got a little extension of that offer.�?/FONT>
“Now you and DVD are having problems but the fact remains is that you guys are still tag team champions. I don’t really believe in people competing for those belts without a partner so I decline the offer for a triple threat because if I won I’d just be handing my half to someone after I did all the work. But I don’t mind fighting you and DVD for the straps in a tag team ladder match, because hey, you’re right, who wouldn’t want to see the possibility of him getting injured?�?He grins, “Here’s the stip though, if by chance you guys win, whomever pulls down the belts is declared the champion and has a week to find a new partner, leaving his partner shit outta luck.�?/FONT>
Seifer gets up and tosses the chair out of the ring.
“Now onto the best business I have of the night. That being of course as the referee to the Angelique vs Amethyst Jane jell-o match.�?/FONT>
A little grin comes across his face.
“First of all ladies, Lique, Janey, it’s been waaaay too long. And I don’t just mean since we’ve hung out but rather since the idea of the match was brought up. I COULD HAVE DIED IN ANTICIPATION! Well, not really but you get the point. I just wanted to let you girls know how the match was going to go down before hand.�?/FONT>
He looks over to where the jell-o pool would be.
“First off we’re going to have a deck constructed around the pool of jell-o, I’ve already gotten hate calls sent my way via Sean and Chris about not to try anything so I figured I’d show what kind of�?gentlemen I am,�?/FONT> shifty eyes, “And invite them to get the second best seats in the house behind mine. Bring lounge chairs, bring some beer, and enjoy the fight! My only rule for you two is you don’t get into the jello during the match or else I’ll have to kill you for trying to steal my thunder.�?/FONT>
“As for my lovely friends, I’ve known you both for a long time so you can rest assured I’ll call it down the middle. I know I speak for the entire world or at least male population watching that I want a bad, dirrrrty fight, okay kay?! And no Matlock, I’m not going to tell you what it’s like in there so stop asking!�?/FONT>
FFS.
“Oh, and one last thing, we’re gonna be having some type of tropical jello that you can eat and will be teal colored.�?/FONT>
Seifer reaches into his pocket and throws on a wicked cool pair of Oakley’s.
“What? Did you expect anything less?�?/FONT>
The scene fades.
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